Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

How amazing!

Hello! :D I'm back on. Amazing, isn't it? >w<
I'm sorry to Ryochi, because I've just been.... well, lazy XD
Not much is going, still nothing interesting XD Except for THISLKANSDKJAHFAF

Me and pikmin541 are going to epicly try and do a cosplay for this video -w- oh yeah... And, of course, we're forcing AngelsCryTo to be in it whether she likes it or not. 8D Luv ya' Brooke~
So, if anybody has any ideas for some of the totally impossible things that are... well, impossible, I would luvs tah here them :3
Ah, and here's the Tower of Sunz... IN THE FLESH! Or, in the internetz, wever...
O-O Isn't that HUGE?!?! I mean, wow...

I've got glasses now! :D Well, I've had them actually, but now I'm actually using them! Amazing!
That's all :D If anything minutely interesting starts to happen, I'll let you guys know -w-. Don't worry, I have all of you covered.