Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Bwah!

Oh my god this is third attempt to post. I keep feeling discouraged to write anything.
I am on this site called The Overseer Project. It is a Homestuck game where you climb the echeladders and alchemize objects and tons of other complicated stuff. I didn't know I could have this much fun on a game. If anyone is homestuck and wants to join, first get a pesternote account, then go to the club and ask the leader a couple of questions! We need twelve people and right now we only have seven.
Less of that. I'm just super excited about it. I'm going camping until Monday, so I won't be seeing you guys or doing anything for a few days. Here, have a tissue, I know it's upsetting, but you don't have to cry about it. There there, it's going to be okay.
Anyone have Animal Crossing: New Leaf? I will trade friend codes if you would like! :)
Goodbye for now, dear reader.