PEI, which stand for Potatoes Everywhere Imaginable is an itsy bitsy teeny weeny province famous for having a bridge bigger than the island itself. the current Emperor of PEI is Supreme Lord Anne of Green Gables, who rules with an iron fist.
PEI is best known for,
-Potatoes
-spuds
-Taters
-Crazy touristes who want to see if Anne of Green Gables really existed
-A huge-arse bridge connecting it to New Brunswick (As opposed to Old Brunswick, which was destroyed and rebuilt as a flying super-province now known as New Brunswick)
-Potatoes
-Having no street lights in it's capital city
-Potatoes
-It's red soil due to the bloodshed in the War of Heaven in 30,000,000 B.C. It would look so much cooler if it was blue. It's times like this when I wish angels had blue blood.
-Having to pay a fee to escape the clutches of Supreme Lord Anne of Green Gables, who uses this money to buy more freckles and silly hats.
-Potatoes
Ahh, I love PEI. I might make another entry about other provinces as well...But certainly not any time soon. Take'er easy.
-Fenrir
