Fav. color!
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky beast
[] Orange = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Brown = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Blue = sweaty
[] White = sexy
[] Other = hot
What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[] Shorts = cutie
[] Skirt/skort = skank
[] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[] Ripped jeans = emo
[] Cammo = cage fighter
[] Jeans = prep
[] Cargo = clown
[] Sweats = athlete
[] Boxers = brat
[] Booty shorts = female
[] Capris = Gangster
[] Nothing = hoe
[] Dickies = weirdo
[] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x] Other = sex addict (A lolita dress makes me a sex addict?)
What is your natural hair color?
[] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[] Blonde = with a broken heart
[] Black = with a sexy smile
[] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different (True.)
[] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[] Bald = with herpes
[] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[] 1 = who ate
[] 2 = who needed
[] 3 = who killed
[x] 4 = who shot
[] 5 = who killed
[] 6 = who smoked with
[] 7 = who farted on
[] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[] 10 = who cuddled with
[] 11 = who slept with
[] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[] 01 = a french fry
[] 02 = a dog
[] 03 = a shoe
[] 04 = a toothbrush
[] 05 = Santa Claus
[] 06 = The Trojan man
[] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[] 08 = a prostitute
[] 09 = a porn star
[] 10 = a bag of weed
[] 11 = a lover
[] 12 = a glass of milk
[] 13 = a horse
[] 14 = a lesbian
[] 15 = a stripper
[] 16 = a pickle
[] 17 = a jew
[] 18 = a homo
[] 19 = an orange
[] 20 = a dildo
[] 21 = a homeless guy
[] 22 = a whore
[] 23 = my crush
[] 24 = an easter egg
[] 25 = a jar of honey
[] 26 = a condom
[] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[] 28 = the kool-aid man
[] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[x] 30 = Paris Hilton
[] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[x] White = because I love marijuana
[] Black = because im sexy as hell
[] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[] Purple = because I'm gay
[] Gray = because I got dared
[] Other = because that's how I roll
[] Green = because I'm good in bed
[] Orange = because I smoke crack
[] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[] Brown = because I had to
[] Shirtless = because I've got abs
I am a freaky beast sex addict who loves to be different (So far this sounds wrong) who shot Paris Hilton (WOOT!) because I love marijuana.
Pokémon: 493 creatures that children steal from their natural habitat and use to fight amongst
each other. (Wut!? Isn’t that criminal in our world?)
Pokémon trainer: A child, who once is 10, travels the country with no adult supervision, talks to strangers, many of them adults, and engages in many violent fights. (Don’t their parents even care!?)
Pokéballs: Balls used to contain pokémon. (So basically they’re cages used to cage pokémon but are smaller than they are. If zoos worked like that they’d be shut down.)
Team Rocket: A criminal organization that steal pokémon from trainers. (So they take pokémon away from their evil trainers who cage them up and fight with them and pretty much abuse them, and they’re the bad guys? I mean, they’re practically green peace!)
Pokémon centre: A hospital for pokémon. (What’s this!? Something to aid the poor defenceless creatures! *Gasp!* Also, they can magically heal pokémon sooo, why don’t they have that kind of medical science in human hospitals?)
Poké: A prefix added to the start of words to make them sound more exciting. (Ooooh, because living in a world where things a called “balls” and “blocks” and “gear” and “watches” and “flutes” etc is soooooo weird! Yeah right.)
Pokémon contest: A contest in which pokémon battle it out in appearance and dancing. (So it’s just like sticking your innocent 7 year old daughter into a beauty pageant, which we all know is plain wrong.)
Pokémon gym: A place run by an adult who battles against children. (So, an adult who is far stronger than any child beats them causing them to have childish tantrums. If adults did that in the park the parents would be calling the police.)
Protein, carbos, iron, calcium, and zinc: Pills that make your pokémon stronger. (A.K.A steroids, which are illegal in sports and cause hormonal problems.)
So in conclusion, I imagine that the pokémon world is a horrible, evil, disgusting, scary, and plain out wrong world to live in.
Today was the last day of school for the year!! Woot woot! Wow. Next year I'll be in year 10. Anyhoo, this last week has been fun. Last Friday we went to see Where the Wild Things Are. Tat was fun. And on the Monday we went to da beach! And it was perfect beach weather. Not too hot and not too cold. Although I gotr sunburnt on my foot and it hurts to wear socks and shoes. Then for the other three days we got to do whatever we wanted. I brought some GBAs to school and my friends and I played them. Only 5-9 year nines turned up each day, so it was a little nice group of us. Also, everyday a teacher drove down to the shops and bought us hot chips. It was totaly awesome. Today we played poker and then went spazo throwing foam discs at each other, then we talked about pokemon. Yay. Also another good thing happened today. My lolita dress arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray! I'm wearing it right now. I would have posted this earlier but the power went out. I didn't know what to do! So I went and played anime songs on the flute, because the flute, unlike a keyboard, does not need power to work. Well, that's it for me. I won't be on much, if not at all from Sunday. I leave again. :(
I'm eating an icypole the same colour as Miyuki's hair.
Since it's the second last weeks of school, reports are finished, and classroom work is over, we spend our time doing whatever we want. THat's why Penny and brought a nintendo 64 and games to school. We had such fun playing them. Every one in our year level wanted to play too. It was awesome. I astonished everyone with my pokemon skills, winning every game! WE also played mario kart (I only won once on that ), Mario party (which I won) and Super Smash Bros. (In which I won every time.) It was fun. We made a fort out of tables and sat in it. Inside our fort we had a christmas tree, and we put gifts under it and gave them to each other. Also, today our maths teachers tought us how to gamble! I won on the horses. But then I lost on the roulette. And in Texas Hold 'em. But that doesn't matter CUZ I BEAT EVERONE AT POKEMON AND SMASH BROS.!!!!
You're jealouse of my school day aren't you?