Stereotype Nationality Meme

Stolen from foreverotaku who stole it from SweeTea who stole from mangaandanimelove:

● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] Foggy weather is great.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football ... not soccer.
Total: 1

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 2

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (Been a long while since I ate one)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (Lime green, or neon)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (Kinda….)
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. And Japanese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you. (Ehehe… depends on who your calling stupid..)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy. (XD)
[x] Ever ate a burger
[ ] big ego
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2

○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 4

○● A R A B ○●
[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1

Lol, I am Spanish and German. XD

Another Random bunch of Questions

ONE - Spell your name without vowels -- TMN
TWO - Are you single? -- Yes...
THREE - Whats your favorite number? -- 17? 24? I don't know I haven't really thought of that..
FOUR - What color do you wear most? Hmm.. I think that would be gray.
FIVE - Least favorite color? -- Hot pink.
SIX - What are you listening to? -- Piano.
SEVEN - What do you smoke? -- I don't smoke.
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now? -- Um... Can we come back to that one?
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? -- Yes...
TEN - What is your favorite class in school? -- English/Literature
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenote? - No.
TWELVE - How do you make money? -- I scrounge up a few bucks helping people every once in a while.
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend? -- My dog...
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school? -- Online.
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing? -- Kinda, I try to be anyways.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you? -- Mad. (As in insane :P)
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes? -- My newest pair.
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses? -- No. I don't wear sunglasses
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now? -- Almost anywere...
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now? -- School work.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now? -- No.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what color is your underwear? -- White and green.
Honestly, whats on your mind? -- Around ten random things.
Honestly, what are you doing right now? -- Answering questions, listening to music, and checking my backroom every few minutes.
Honestly, have you done something bad today? -- Yes.
Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? -- No. I hate Disney.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? -- My Father. (Lol, I like the way that sounds)
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? -- About a millions different things.
Honestly, do you bite your nails? -- No.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? -- Yes
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? -- Yes, a few..
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? -- Not anymore.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble? -- Yes.
Can you dance? -- Kinda.
Can you do a cart wheel? -- Yes.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? -- Yes.
Can you touch your toes? -- Yes.
Can you whistle? -- Yes.
Can you wiggle your ears? -- Yes.
Can you wiggle your nose? -- No.
Can you roll your tongue? -- Yes.

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad? -- Try my hardest not to yell and break things.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? -- I put a few holes in walls.... Broke a few glass things... Gone hysterical... Ehehe....
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? -- Yes, a few times.
Do you swear when you’re mad? -- Under my breath and in my head.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out? -- Yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep? -- Yes
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder? -- No
Ever cried over the opposite sex? -- No
Ever cried over the same sex? -- No
Do you cry when you get an injury? -- Rarely
Do certain songs make you cry? -- If I have listened to a bunch of sad songs in a row.
Do certain movies make you cry? -- Rarely.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person? -- Define 'happy'.
What makes you the happiest? -- Anime, vocaliod, my dog, swinging, drawing writing, reading, occasionaly thinking...
Does being with your friends make you happy? -- ...
Do you believe in yourself? -- Yes, at least I try to.
Do you wish you were happier? -- Sometimes I wish I were, but other times I think that it is just best to be the way I am...
Is being happy overrated? -- I wouldn't know.
Can music make you happy? -- Yes.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken? -- Once
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them? -- Not realisticly.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’? -- Yes.

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone? -- No.
Ever made a hit list? -- No.
Are you a mean bully? -- No.
Do you hate George Bush? -- No.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low? -- For the most part, yes. I know that I have a lot going for me if I can continue with my art and such without being discouraged, but it is so hard with the people I am surrounded by... Half the time I think I am a no life loser who should die because it would be so much easier for everyone else. Other times I remember what I AM going to accomplish what I want and that I have "a lot of motherfuckers" to prove wrong.
Are you good looking? -- I guess so, not anything special. Just normal.
Do you wish you could be someone else? -- Sometimes I wish I were a beter person and that I wasn't born the way I was, but this is how I am. My blessing is my curse and I will live with it and build onto it until I become an at least decent person.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color? -- Light Brown.
Current piercings? -- Two peircings in each ear.
Have any tattoos? -- No
Straight hair or curly? -- Kinda wavy most of the time, some days it is straitish.

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing? -- A gray tee shirt two times too big for me.
Shoes? -- No.
Necklace(s)? -- No.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone? -- Yes.
Been on the phone until the sun came up? -- No, never on the phone.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? -- Yes.
Laughed so hard you cried? -- Yes.
Got in a fight with someone? -- Yes.

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person? -- My dad.
Person you hugged? -- My dog. (That counts right?)

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys? -- I guess.
Do you get along with your parents? -- Occasionally, I try, but we always seem to disagree.
Do you have mental breakdowns? -- Well it depends on what you mean by breakdown. Sometimes I feel a bti hysterical. Mostly when I am super pissed and stressed to the max and people are still yelling at me.

CURRENT:
Current mood: -- Neutral, a little depressed.
Current music: -- Piano.
Current hair style: -- Hmm.. How to describe it... I guess just in a pony tail, it is kinda short so its falling out and kinda messy, nothing fancy.
Current crush: -- None.
Current thing I ought to be doing: -- School work.
Current desktop picture: Anime picture Slideshow.

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school? -- Once.
Did you ever run away from home? -- Almost.
Did you ever want to be a doctor? -- I wanted to be a vet once when I was a child, but otherwise, no.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? -- No.

THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim? -- Yes.
Do you like roller coasters? -- A little.
Do you own a bike? -- Yes, but it is too small for me to ride.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? -- Some of it.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all? -- Not that I know of.
Does your car get good gas mileage? -- Don't have a car.
Does your family have family picnics? -- Um.. not since forever ago...

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane? -- No.
Have you ever been to the Ocean? -- Yes.
Have you ever painted your nails? -- Yes.

THE HOWS:
How did you find out about facebook? -- It is everywere.
How many of your friends on facebook have you met in person? -- I don't have, nor do I like Facebook.
How tall are you? -- Um.. I believe I am 5"4.
How much money do you have on you right now? -- Twelve cents.

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? -- Family Members.
Last thing someone said to you? -- Can't Remember
said out loud? -- "Prince, stop that!"

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to? -- Piano
What radio station do you listen to? -- I do not really listen to the radio.
What was the last restaurant you ate at? -- I think it was Burger King.
What was the last thing you had to drink? -- Water.
What was the last movie you watched? -- Can't remember.

Random Questions Stolen From Alex (unknownkey)

A. What are your favourite smells?
The rain, my dog, food, pencil shavings

B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine?
Yes

C. Who knows more about you than anyone else?
Me...

D. What song did you last listen to?
Nonsense Speaker

E. Do you have a crush on anybody?
No

F. Do you like The Beatles?
Yes

G. If you could choose one color to wear for a whole year, what color would you choose?
Gray. Not too bright, not too dark. I already wear gray alot, so it would suit me just fine.

H. Do you cook often?
No

I. What was the last film you watched? Did you like it?
Can't Remember...

J. Can you sew?
No..

K. What is your favorite fruit?
Um... Kiwi? Oranges? Watermelon? (Can't decide...)

L. Are you health conscious?
Not really.

M. Go do the Kinsey scale test, what number result did you receive?
...

N. Do you curse a lot?
I wouldn't say a lot..

O. When was the last time you had a pint of beer?
Never.

P. Are you pro life or pro choice?
Um.. Choice I guess. A bit on the fence with that one...

Q. Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason?
No

R. What was the last book you purchased?
While I'm Falling

S. Where was your last vacation?
Indianna (US), a few months ago...

T. Do you shave your pits?
Yes..

U. Did you ever play seven minutes in heaven?
No.

V. Girls, when was the last time you went out without a bra?
Years ago.

W. Guys, when was the last time you went shirtless in public?
Not a guy. :P

X. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen?
No

Y. How do you like your eggs?
Depends on the day.

Z. What was your last argument about and who with?
My last arguement was about my dog, with my parents.