Stolen from Annie

~VAMPIRE~
[ ] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[x] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[/] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. (Maybe :p)
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[/] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. (Sometimes, if its really hot out)
[x] You're graceful, light, AND can appear threatening or dangerous to others. (Kinda... )
[/] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[X] You're more active at night.

Total: 5 1/2

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[/] You're incredibly lustful/sexual.
[/] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them
[ ] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you'd gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don't "feed" your lust, you go insane.
[x] You have strong/long nails.
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.
[/] You tend to be the dominate one in a relationship. (Depeneds on the other person.)

Total: 2 1/2

~WEREWOLF~

[x] You have a bad temper.
[/] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.

Total: 5 1/2

~NEKO(half-cat)/WERECAT~

[x] You love cats.
[ ] You're light and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[x] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[ ] You like chasing things.
[/] You're an excellent hunter.

Total: 4 1/2

~ZOMBIE~
[ ] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[/] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry. (If I'm hurt psychically, I normally wont cry.)
[ ] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[x] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[/] You don't get much sleep.

Total: 3

~GHOST/PHANTOM~

[ ] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[x] You're incredibly gentle.
[/] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[/] You enjoy scaring people.
[ ] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

Total: 2

~GHOUL~

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone,you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[x] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[/] You like the idea of being insane. (It is certainly interesting.)

Total: 1 1/2

~WITCH~

[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[X] You like magical objects.
[/] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[/] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[x] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.

Total: 2

~SHAPESHIFTER~

[/] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[/] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[X] You often say one thing and mean another.
[/] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.

Total: 4 1/2

~DEMON~

[/] You have a very bad temper. (I wouldn't say 'very')
[/] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.

Total: 1

~ANGEL~

[x] You're a good person.
[/] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[X] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[/] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[/] You love God.

Total: 5 1/2

~FAERIE/ELF~

[ ] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[/] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[/] You fall in love easily.
[x] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[x] You don't HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair.

Total: 5

Wow... My results are so close! Vampire, Werewolf and Angel take the lead!

Vampire: 5 1/2
INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS: 2 1/2
Werewolf: 5 1/2
Werecat: 4 1/2
Zombie: 3
Ghost/Phantom: 2
Ghoul: 1 1/2
Witch: 2
Shapeshifter: 4 1/2
Demon: 1
Angel: 5 1/2
Fairy/Elf: 5

Stereotype Nationality Meme

Stolen from foreverotaku who stole it from SweeTea who stole from mangaandanimelove:

● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] Foggy weather is great.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football ... not soccer.
Total: 1

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 2

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (Been a long while since I ate one)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (Lime green, or neon)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (Kinda….)
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. And Japanese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you. (Ehehe… depends on who your calling stupid..)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy. (XD)
[x] Ever ate a burger
[ ] big ego
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2

○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 4

○● A R A B ○●
[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1

Lol, I am Spanish and German. XD