fanfic omake #2

rfg18: "i'm bored." (- -)=3
rfg18: -ponders- "Oh!" -smirk-

~rfg18 whips out her cellphone and dials up some people~

1st call: the Gazette
{rfg18: wanna come over? i'm gettin' people together for a little competition}
[Ruki-san: hmm i'll ask, hang on.....]

-pause-

[Ruki-san: Aoi Uruha and Reita are in]
{rfg18: alright!}

2nd call: Alice Nine
[Shou-san: hello?]
{rfg18: hi this is rfg18 one of the owners of White Tigress i'm calling Jrockers for a competition and a few members of the Gazette are in. are any of you interested?}
[Shou-san: Nao and I are coming.]
{rfg18: great! here's our address}

3rd call: Dir en Grey
[Kaoru-san yes?]
{rfg18: we have a competition going on soon, anyone up for it?]
[Kaoru-san: i'll ask them.">

-pause-

[Kaoru-san: Kyo and Die are going....] (voices in background) -Toshiya-san: hey let's have Shinya go!-
-Die-san: yeah! come on!- (relentless badgering) Shinya-san: ... fine......
[Kaoru-san: and Shinya is going.] [Toshiya says he's going too]
{rfg18: aw yeah! this is gonna be fun♥}

~at White Tigress~
~rfg18 is joining in~

rfg18: "ok first stage, tw will show scenarios that get more hilarious as time progresses. there are scenarios and each time anyone laughs, you'll be whacked with this fan, held by 21emz12. AND if one of us laugh and causes others to laugh too all guilty parties will be whacked ok?" (..)
"tw TBS 21emz12 please silence"

-start-

Hand Elephant clip

Nao-san: "hehehe"
>whack<
Nao-san: ow!

Aoi-san: "ha ha ha"
>whack<
Aoi-san: (>_<);

-towards end of clip-

Toshiya-san: "hehe"
>whack<
Die-san: ha ha you got....!
>whack<
Die-san: "damn.."
Toshiya-san: (laughs)
>whack<

Nightmare sounds like chipmunks clip

Shou-san: (laugh)
>whack<
Reita-san (chuckle)
>whack<
Uruha-san: (snicker)
>whack<

various clips of Jrocker laughter

Toshiya-san: (laughs)
>whack<
Die-san: (laughs)
>whack<

Reita-san: (laughs out loud)
>whack<
Aoi-san: (hehehe)
>whack<

Shou-san: (laughs) Nao-san: (laughs too)
>whack<>whack<

Kyo-san: (heh)
>whack<
Kyo-san: ( `___')╬
Toshiya-san: ah ha ha even......"
>whack<
Kyo-san: -smirk-

rfg18: (giggle)
>whack<
rfg18: (>.<); "ow! you're supposed to >whack< people on the head not in the face!"
21emz12: "sorrry!" (_ __ );
rfg18: "i'm not a fly." "flies fly away, (so damn hard to swat.) if only flies couldn't fly... flies that can't fly are called..... -ponders- a walk." flies that's can't fly are walk or walks if plural." (nods in agreement to her own logic)

~silence all around~

Shinya-san: (quietly laughs)
Toshiya-san: Σ(00) (laughs)
>whack<>whack<

Kyo-san, Die-san, Reita-san, Aoi-san, Uruha-san, Shou-san and Nao-san: (burst out laughing)
>whack<
>whack<
>whack<
>whack<
>whack<
>whack<
>whack<

rfg18: (laughs)
>whack<

rfg18: "enough!" (`_____') ╬

-end-

rfg18: "ok next!" "you have to eat something" "something extreme." "spicy, sour or macabre."
"you might get wasabi you might get warheads or the mystery item" "you can choose to chicken out if you want -smirk-"
"and if you take it but lose your nerve you can forfeit and lose respect♥."

rfg18: "ok who's the chicken?" "step back if you're the chicken."

~only Reita-san Kyo-san and rfg18 are left~

rfg18: "ok." "pick a card."

~everyone picks their card~

Reita-san: "wasabi... 1 tbs" (sweat)
Kyo-san: "4 warheads.... ?"
rfg18: "blood" "wait what? why did i get this one?!" "who's donating?" "ME?!?!" (Oo)||

tw: "ok we'll have to get your blood drawn then...." (- -)'
~tw comes back with needle~
rfg18: "oh hell no!" (0o) (nervous)

~500mL of blood is drawn~
~rfg18 is pale~

tw: "um proceed with eating the item you drew." [tw: sorry rfg18 m(_ _)m]

Reita-san: "um... i'm backing out." ( _ _)~ (surrender)

tw: "ok than, Kyo-san?" ( ' ')?

Kyo-san: "i'm doing it!" ( . . )

~Kyo-san eats all 4 warheads~
Kyo-san: Σ(oxO)
~Kyo-san wisely decides to quickly swallow them~
Kyo-san: (=__=)"......"

tw: "rfg18?" "if you're gonna do yours do so in increments of 100mL at a time ok?" (.. )'

rfg18: "i'm doin' mine"! ( '_' )
~100mL of rfg18's blood is poured~

tw: "want it cut with something?" (.. ')?

rfg18: "i'm takin' mine straight." ( '__')

~rfg18 drinks down the first 100mL~

TBS: "we have a tie!" (00);

rfg18: "in the event of a tie....remaining contestants keep going...." (==')

~Kyo-san swallows another 4 warheads~
~rfg18 drinks another 100mL of blood~

tw: "is anyone going to quit?" (00 ); ;( 00)

Kyo-san: "i am" (~__~);

tw: "ok" (- -)=3

~rfg18 gazes at the remaining 200mL~

rfg18: "might at well not waste it..... this time i'm mixing it with sake"
~rf18 swallows the last 200mL of blood mixed with sake~

tw: -whispers to rfg18- you going to be ok? (worried)
rfg18: -whispers back- i never drank THAT much, the taste is still in my mouth. (wince)

-end {thank god}-