fanfic omake #2

rfg18: "IRON CHEF" "send one member up to cook one of our secret ingredients" ( 00)σ
~rfg18 gestures towards 4 covered baskets~

rfg18: "i'm representing my group" :)

Aoi-san: "i am representing the Gazette." :D

Shou-san: " i'll represent Alice Nine." :3

rfg18: "Diru?"

~Dir en Grey was focused on a very important game of Ja Ken Pon~

~JA! KEN! PON!~
~JA! KEN! PON!~
~JA! KEN! PON!~

Toshiya-san: "Shinya is representing Diru!" -smirk-

rfg18: "alright then stand in front of the basket you want." ( ..)

rfg18: "unveil your ingredient!" :o

~the baskets are uncovered~

rfg18 got: ground beef
Aoi-san got: live fish (from Tsukiji)+ the tools needed + instructions
Shou-san got: tofu
Shinya-san got: live octopus (from Tsukiji) + tools needed + instructions

rfg18: "alright!" :D
Aoi-san: "um ok...?" -thinks- at least i didn't get the octopus (sweatdrop)
Shou-san: -ponders- :o
Shinya-san: ( ---- --)|||

rfg18: "anything you think you might need is avaliable in the kitchen." (^--^)σ "help yourselves as needed." "you have 1 hour to make at least one dish." "good luck!"

~rfg18 is making spaghetti and meat sauce~
~Aoi-san is going to make sashimi~
~Shou-san is going to make fried tofu~
~Shinya-san is unable to even pull out his ingredient from its container~

~1 hr later~

rfg18: "done, with time to spare helping others find stuff." :)

~everyone else had mixed success~

~Aoi-san and Shou-san both did good jobs~
~but Shinya-san couldn't do anything really~

tw: "ok now switch dishes with the one next to you." :)

~Aoi-san and Shou-san switch~
~rfg18 and Shinya-san switch~

tw: "now for Tasting and Judgement!"

Aoi-san: "Shou-san did a good job frying his tofu." 15pts out of 20pts
Shou-san "Aoi-san, though your sashimi was sliced a little thick overall it was great!" 14pts out of 20pts

rfg18: "hmm -wonders how she'll eat this- "ah...." ~octopus grabs rfg18 wih it's suction cups~ "oh you think you've got grip?"
~rfg18 grabs opposite ends of the octopus and yanks it in half~ ~rfg18 yanks an arm off and takes a bite~ "it's great!♥"
"you guys should try eating them alive! it feels like WHOA!" 18pts out of 20pts+

~silence~

[obviously rfg18 just wrenched the poor thing in half and ripped off one of its arms and took a bite, then rfg18 says eating them live is something to try so silence is natural]

~Shinya-san has a bite~

Shinya-san: "................" "it's.....good." (shy smile) :)

Toshiya-san & Die-san & Kyo-san: "!!!!!" (Oo)
Die-san: "whoa Shinya spoke!" (O0O)
Toshiya-san: "have you found yourself a wife?" >3

Shinya-san: (blush) -walks off- )))) (-//)

-end-

rfg18: "..........................." "awkward..." (^__^); "ok now it's the last challenge, but it's not here, not enough space."

~rfg18, tw, TBS and 21emz12 lead everyone else (including Shinya-san) to a warehouse~
rfg18: "tw if you'll demonstrate." "pay attention tw doesn't want to have to do this again." ( `__ ')

tw: "rfg18 you gotta do it to." (⌐w⌐)
rfg18: "say whaaa?! ( 00)

rfg18: "but... this is set up like ninja warrior!" (O.O)

tw: "anyways, this starts out with the Run ʼn Jump." [runs, jumps onto trampoline and grabs onto net and climbs over the top.] "then crawl over to the rope and climb down." [climbs down rope] " work your way over the Hop Skip and Leap" [leaps from pillar top to pillar top]
"finally lift these barriers that have 3 different weights." [lifts 10 lb barrier 30 lb barrier 50 lb barrier] "a-a-nd t-th-at-s' all." (=_____=)=3

rfg18: "send one member to compete." "i'm up." {obviously} "Diru?"

~JA! KEN! PON!~
~JA! KEN! PON!~
~JA! KEN! PON!~

Kyo-san: "ch----!" >|

rfg18: Gaze?" (.. )?

[Aoi-san: Reita you didn't do anything yet you chickened out]
[Reita-san: well Uruha hasn't done anything at all!]
[Uruha-san: -lifts Reita-san's arm]

rfg18: "ah thanks for volunteering Reita-san!" :)

rfg18: "and Alice Nine?" ( ..)?

Nao-san: "i'll do it." :D

rfg18: "alright there is a time limit of 5 minutes, the faster you finish the better your chances, you fall you're out. the safety net will catch you." "run out of time you're out." (.__.)b

TBS: "ready Nao-san?" "time starts....... NOW!"
~Nao-san starts out on the Run ʼn Jump~ ~Nao-san runs and jumps but underestimates the distance and falls to the net~
[FAIL]

TBS: "ready Reita-san? "time starts...... NOW!"
~Reita-san starts on the Run ʼn Jump~~and gets through~~he works his way down the rope~~Reita-san heads to the Hop Skip and Leap~
~Reita-san hops skips but when the leap came he lost his balance and fell to the net~ [FAIL]

TBS: Kyo-san?" "time starts....... NOW!"
~Kyo-san breezes through the Run ʼn Jump~~Kyo-san zips down the rope~~Kyo-san Hops Skips and Leaps to what might be a victory~

21emz12: "you think he'll make it?" (.. )?
tw: "yeah of course!" >3

~Kyo-san lifts all three barriers an finishes~ [PASS]

rfg18: "tw time!" (00)

tw: "3 min 45 secs"

tw: "alright rfg18 you're up!" (^__^)

TBS: "ok rfg18 "time starts....... NOW!"

-now rfg18 had to find a way to shave off time spent-

~rfg18 easily reaches the net~
[rfg18: oh idea!]
-the rope, instead of climbing down rfg18 would just drop down instead, only 6 feet-

~rfg18 grips the edge and drops down~
[rfg18: heh that little move saved me a minute at least -smirk-]

~rfg18 Hops Skips and...]
rfg18: "whoa!"
~rfg18 slipped for a moment~ ~and finished her Leap~

~rfg18 lifts all three barriers with such ease~ [PASS]

rfg18: "ow!"

rfg18: "t-time?" (- -);

tw: "3 min 44 secs!"

rfg18: "ahh... that's good. now...(hah hah) ...if you can get me an heat pack, lifting those barriers seem to have injured my shoulders somewhat." (=ω=) (weak smile)

-end-

rfg18: "drinking contest?" "ok someone chose these on purpose...!"(>o<)╬ "only two are needed."

~Uruha-san who hadn't done anything volunteered immediately~

rfg18: (sweatdrop) "o-o-o-k...." "tw can't drink THAT much....."
rfg18: "*sigh* i'll go."

rfg18: Σ(Oo) "this is 50% alcohol!!!!" (000)

tw: "um begin." (worried)

~rfg18 downs her first glass~
rfg18: "whoa.....! (O__<) that's SOME rocket fuel......"

~Uruha-san downs his glass~

~2 rounds~ rfg18: (#__#) "woooo!" Uruha-san: (>w<)

~3 rounds~ rfg18: (*0*) "mercy!" Uruha-san: "eh he he.... uhee" (*^ω^*)

~4 rounds~ rfg18: (±ω±) "uhehehe eh ke ke ke ke (=ω±) "egghs qjecvdg! ($ω&) ©£♀qwcx♠§‼‼¿?" "¼¡!¡!µfgwehæŊ!" *incoherant drunken rambling* {even drunken monkeys wouldn't understand}

~Uruha-san fell asleep~

~rfg18 fell asleep~

~everyone else: -silence so deep you can hear the hangovers coming tommorow from today-

-end-

~the dreaded morning after.......~

rfg18: -feels too awful to say anything- -dosen't want to vomit so she keeps her mouth shut-

~rfg18 lays down on the couch~
rfg18: -groans- ( ==)

~rfg18 massages her nauseated stomach~

tw: -observes- *sigh* (slight smile)

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