This is for Zakuro Rose 
A Flashback of when my clones were young and to improve Hiei's limited vocabulary of "hn" and "fool" we had to bring him up on fine literature, this was also back when I had to use a buzz colar on my Hiei clone to keep him under congrol so he wouldn't kill us...Hiei fans had since convinced me better not to use it >.> but that was later, this happened before that. This was shortly after I got my Kyo Clone and I was displaying him off to everyone on MyO...
Kyo Clone #4: -_-+ This is ridiculous! Will you Shut Up already so I can go beat that dirty rat?
Refi: Tsktsk Kyo, you have no need to fight w/ Yuki while staying under my roof!
Hiei Clone #3: *enters* The Fools in the pools have flies upon eyes.
Refi: ^^; Like how Hiei is improving his vocabulary? I heard I should bring him up on good literature, so I started him on my favorite…DR. SUESS! ^___^
Hiei Clone #3: One fool, Two fool, DEAD FOOL, Blue fool!
Refi: o.O Pyroprincess was right…he would start saying that!
Hiei Clone #3: Do you like green kegs and spam?
Refi: O~O? *buzzes Hiei*
Hiei Clone #3: >O.o<
Refi: NO!!! >.< NO KEGS IN MY CASTLE!
Hiei Clone #3: Would you could you in the DARK?
Refi: -_- At least he got one line right…
Kyo Clone #4: Say! I like green kegs and spam!
Refi: Stay out of this Kyo, or I’ll invent an electric collar for you too!
Kyo Clone #4: O_O *gulp*
Hiei Clone #3: You may like them, you may see, you may like them in a tree.
Kyo Clone #4: Tree??? I am the Lorax! I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!
Refi: Good job Kyo! Here have a fudgey cookie!
Kyo Clone #4: *scarfs cookie* Now I need some milk…
Hiei Clone #3: NO! I am the LORAX I speak for the trees! Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please! I speak for the trees for the trees have no tounge and I’m going to keep shouting at the top of my lungs!
Refi: *sniff* ^^ That was beautiful Hiei! Here take 2 fudgey cookies!
Hiei Clone #3: I’d rather be chopping fools though, that is so much more amusing! Trees don’t scream in pain when the blade hits.
Refi: O_o;;; Um…Kuramakins! We need to start reading them something less violent at story time…like Hand Hand Finger Thumb…
Kyo Clone #4: *starts beating on Hiei Clone #3’s back* Dum-ditty Dum-ditty Dum Dum Dum…*Continues to beat #3’s back while reciting whole book*…‘Goodbye Jake!’ ‘Goodbye Jack!’ Dum-ditty Dum-ditty *starts whacking Hiei’s head* WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
Hiei Clone #3: >.< + That’s it cat! You are WHACK! You are the first fool that I will ATTACK!
Refi: 0-0 Eeep! *buzzes Hiei*
Hiei Clone #3: >o.O<
Refi: …although for reciting half the story, *tosses bag of cookies to Kyo* you should get more fudgey cookies *whispers* It’s a positive reinforcement issue…
Kyo Clone #4: *Oblivious* HA! Eat your heart out you Dirty Rat!!! *scarfs cookies*
Kurama Clone #2: *Pops head in* Do the boys need a time-out?
Refi: -_- Oh great, now you show up…
ADDED BONUS JUST FOR FUN JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
