Vegeta was dead to begin with. As dead as a doornail. His partner in crime…er…I mean business was Hiei, a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone. A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner! Solitary as an oyster he…
Hiei: >o< Allright already! That’s enough they know the pathetic setting already!
Well geeze, I was already cutting lines out as it was for the abridged version here.
Hiei: >o< SILENCE BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH MY KATANA!
>.> Well, Hiei’s attitude speaks for itself, so as I was saying it was the day before Christmas and all through the…
Hiei: >o< WRONG STORY!!!
Is not, I just wanted to add a cliché! Just get to work at your office like you do day after day!
Hiei: -_- Why am I even here?
Let’s not tackle the big questions until later. When you’re ready to jump off the bridge we can show what life will be like without you.
Hiei: Just shut up and let me work.
You should stop talking to me, people will think you’ve gone insane!
Trunks: Excuse me Mr. Hiei, but who are you talking to?
Hiei: >o< NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! NOW GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I FIRE YOU! *Holds up Dragon-summoning hand*
Trunks: Yessir.
Joey: *enters* Hey dere Uncle Hiei! Merry Christmas!
Hiei: Humbug!
Joey: Christmas a humbug Uncle? Ya can’t mean dat!
Hiei: You keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine or I’ll slit your throat!
Joey: Ah ya can’t mean that, come have Christmas Dinner wit me an’ Mai tomora evenin’!
Hiei: Mai? Why did you ever get married?
Joey: ‘Cuz I fell in luv Uncle!
Hiei: Fell in love? Hn. That’s the only thing sillier than a Merry Christmas!
Joey: HEY! *punching fist in hand* Ya wanna piece of this?
Trunks: Calm down Joey, remember the Spirit of Christmas!
Joey: Yeah, you’re right Trunks, You have a Merry Christmas!
Trunks: Thanks, you too!
Joey: See ya on da flip side! *leaves*
Hiei: HUMBUG!
Goku: *enters* MERRY CHRISTMAS! Good evening Mr. Hiei, I’m here collecting donations for the poor and hungry! How much can I put you down for?
Hiei: Go away.
Goku: Do you wish to remain anonymous?
Hiei: Leave me alone or I’ll donate your death sentence! I have to pay my hard earned money to taxes that pay for prisons, so send the homeless there!
Goku: That’s not fair it isn’t a crime to be poor, they weren’t even able to defend themselves!
Hiei: Then that’s their own fault! Let them die and stop crowding up this miserable world!
Goku: Well, excuse me. *leaves*
Trunks: Mr. Hiei?
Hiei: What is it now?
Trunks: I think we should keep closed tomorrow, since everyone else will be closed and it would cost more money than it would earn to open up.
Hiei: Fine, but if you don’t work, then you don’t get paid, so be here all the earlier the next morning.
