Well....hello! Rishi's here.....and bored......and here. 
So....yeah....
Rishi has a question that's been bugging her for some time. Why is the Uchiha clan in Naruto so messed up? Rishi means.....Well......'To obtain the ultimate power of the Sharingan, kill your best friend' THEN, 'You have to remove your brother's eyes to keep the power of Mangeko Sharingain.'
The fudge?! Rishi means, seriously, the Uchiha clan is really messed up..... Even more messed up the the Hyuuga, and the Hyuuga are SERIOUSLY messed up. Seriously, go see a counceler....err.....shrink.....err....SOME RANDOM PERSON WHO WILL STOP THE MADNESS!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!
.....That gives Rishi an idea! Tell Rishi what you think of it.
ITACHI'S CONCELING SESSION.
Itachi looked over the small room. "What am I doing here again....? Oh, yeah....Leader-sama says I have to take counceling lessons for an unspecific amount of time..."
"You must be Itachi-kun." A young woman in slacks and a tee shirt entered the room. She had maroon hair and blue eyes. "Are you here to see me?"
"That depends. Are you the shrink?"
The woman laughed. "That I am." She sat down, and motioned for Itachi to follow suit. Itachi warrily sat down on a bean bag chair.
"So, Itachi-kun, they tell me that you want to kill your brother, and you have killed your best friend?"
"That's right." Itachi said cooly. "What of it?"
"Well," the woman started, "We really don't find that very good to your heath. Why did you do this?"
"To obtain complete power over others."
"Err......" the woman looked away uncomftorably. "Well, is power really what you want? Or is it because of your family....?"
"I killed all of them."
"Why?"
"...Because my father took my pocky away from me."
The woman looked a little startled. She quickly took a pad and wrote down somthing, ripped the paper off the pad, and handed it to Itachi. "I think you need to see Dr. Smith..." she said shakily.
THE END
.....Wow. My attention span has reached an all new low. XD Please tell me what you think of this random one-shot-y thing! 
