Wow...this has gotten unexpectedly popular! :D Thanks for the support everyone, and because of it I give you the FULL Neji's Wii fanfiction!
WARNING: EXTREEEAMLY OOC
Neji sighed. He was bored. He sat on his couch, his Wiimote in his hand. Damn. It was REALLY boring.
Suddenly, Naruto burst into his humble abode. “Hey Neji! Can I play your Wii?” he asked rather hyper-ly. “I just heard that you got one! I wanna play!”
“Sure.” Neji said. Well, with the number one knuckle-head ninja around, things are bound to become interesting. “Go ahead. Do what you wish."
“YES!” Naruto yelled. “This is GREAT! Oh, yeah, one more thing. I invited everyone over to your house to try the Wii, including Gaara!”
“Gaara?” Neji exclaimed, frowning.
Suddenly, Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru, Shino, and Sasuke came in through the door.
“H-hello, Neji.” Hinata said shyly, blushing.
Shikamaru sighed lazily. “I heard you got a Wii, Neji. I thought it was a drag, but since Naruto invited me, I figured I’d come. How troublesome...”
“YO!” Kiba yelled. “Whassap, Neji?”
“Nice place.” Sasuke commented. “You get Hinata to clean it or something?” At this comment, both Neji and Hinata started blushing.
Shino remained comment-less, examining the Wii in front of him.
I pray that nothing gets broken. Neji thought warily. With that dog boy around, who knows what could happen...
Everyone examined Neji’s Wii in amazement. They were all so busy in awe that no one but Neji noticed Kiba tugging at his sleave.
“What?” Neji said sharply, still distracted by everyone else.
“Is Akamaru allowed to go to the bathroom on the couch?” Kiba asked simpily.
“Sure.” Neji said semiconsciously. It was such an honest question that Neji didn’t even realize what Kiba had said until it was too late.
“Hey. Can I go to the bathroom on the couch?” Kiba asked hopefully.
“HELL NO!” Neji replied, looking at his poor soiled couch and wondering how in hell he was going to get it cleaned. “You go on that couch and I’ll have you fixed, dog-boy.”
“YOU SPECIESIST!” yelled Kiba. “What the hell? You let Akamaru go on the couch! I’m part dog, you know! And there’s the ’inu’ in my name too! You don’t give me the same treatment you give him and I’ll sue you!”
Neji sighed. What could he do? After a moment, Neji sighed again. “Fine...Just make sure no one can see it, and you're buying me a new couch later.”
“You got it, dude.” Kiba said, giving Neji a thumbs-up.
“Hey! Neji! Your controller’s broken!” Naruto yelled.
Dammit! And I just bought it, too! Neji thought. He was about to kill someone when Hinata spoke up.
“Um...N-N-Neji...Th-there aren’t any batteries in them...”
“Oh.” Neji said, a total ‘I so knew that’ moment. “Now I feel really stupid...” Neji muttered, quickly placing batteries in two Wiimotes.
“Sasuke-teme! I challenge you!” Naruto roared, pointing at Sasuke.
“Yeah, yeah.” Sasuke sighed. “I’ll just beat you like I usually do.”
“I’m going to beat your butt! BELIEVE IT!”
"Believe it is a 74% overused catchphrase." Sasuke shot back.
And so the two went at it and chose their characters on Super Smash Bros Brawl. Naruto chose Pikachu, and Sasuke chose Mario.
“Both your characters suck.” Shikamaru noted.
And so the two went at it, Naruto royally beating all hell out of Sasuke.
“NOOOOO!!” Sasuke shouted.
“YEAH!” Naruto shouted, doing a little victory dance. Sasuke then proceeded to pass out, muttering something about his brother.
“ALRIGHT!” Naruto shouted, kicking Sasuke out of the way. “WHO’S NEXT?”
Meanwhile, Hinata gently tugged on Neji’s arm. “N-nii-san...” She stuttered. “Neji-nii-san...Kiba’s making weird sounds in the bathroom...It’s scaring me...” Hinata’s face was bright red.
Neji sighed. “Alright.” He said, walking down to the bathroom. “Kiba? Whatever you’re doing in here, it’s scaring Hinata-hime—!” Neji opened the door to find Kiba on the floor with Akamaru. Neji could tell they were doing...things... He quickly shut the door and walked back to Hinata. “...”
Neji turned to Naruto, who was still ranting.
“S-so what was...K-kiba doing in there...?” Hinata asked.
“Don’t ask. You don’t want to know.” Neji said quickly. “Anyway,” Neji said, quickly changing the subject, “Who’s next?”
“I want to play.”
Neji turned to the voice. It was Gaara...of the Funk. “When did you get here?”
“You don’t need to know that.” Gaara said. “Naruto said you got a Wii, and I want to play it.
Neji sighed. “Fine, go ahead.”
So they selected characters. Naruto immediately picked Jigglypuff.
“Aaaaww!!” Gaara whined. “I wanted to be Jigglypuff!”
“Fine, fine.” Naruto grumbled, choosing Pikachu again. Gaara happily squealed and chose Jigglypuff. Gaara happily whooped Naruto’s butt ten times.
“OK.” Neji said. “Who wants to go up against Gaara?” He turned to his younger cousin. “Hinata-hime?”
“A-Alright...” Hinata said timidly.
Gaara chose Jigglypuff, while Hinata chose Zelda. After a few seconds of battling, Hinata was declared the winner.
“I...I won.” Hinata said happily.
Gaara stared at the screen blankly. “I was beaten...by a girl...? No...it’s not possible...” Gaara continued to mutter to himself.
“N-nii-san...Do you want to go next...?” Hinata timidly asked, blushing.
“Sure. Why not.” Neji said, forcing the Wiimote out of Gaara’s hand. “Let’s do it.”
Hinata picked her favorite, Kirby, while Neji picked his favorite badass, Link. After a few seconds, Link got thrown off a cliff.
“Well, what do you know. I lost. It must be destined.” Neji said, placing the controller down. “You can play by yourself, Hinata-sama. No one else has a chance against you. It’s FATE."
And so, Neji's Wii Party was abruptly ended by Hinata.
THE END
A HAPPY MOMENT
Crunch
Shikamaru gazed up at the clouds as he popped the chip into his mouth. The eighteen year old watched them roll by carelessly in his special spot-—the one he had shared with Choji for all those years. He could remember the last mission he had…the A rank mission…Ino and Choji were both by him when the criminal they were sent to capture went for the kill…Choji pushing them both out of the way just as Shikamaru and Ino were about to be hit…
Shikamaru closed his eyes. He didn’t want to remember. God he didn’t want to remember…
“Shikamaru?”
Shikamaru opened his eyes to see his blond haired, blue eyed teammate staring at him from above. Shikamaru sighed as he sat up, Ino moving out of the way. Ino sat on the red railing of Shikamaru’s special spot for cloud-watching.
“What, Ino?” Shikamaru said irritably. “Is it about the mission papers? I already filled them out.” The pony-tailed eighteen-year old said, turning away from the blond stubbornly. “I’m busy right now.”
“With what--your official job as a cloud watcher?”
Shikamaru sighed again. “If you want to stay here, fine. It doesn’t matter to me. Want a chip?” Shikamaru offered the bag to Ino. Ino took one chip, and stared at it for a moment before popping it into her mouth.
Crunch
“Choji had a whole stash up here.” Shikamaru said after a moment of silence.
Ino chuckled a little. “That’s kind of hard to believe…I mean…he stashed them here without eating them all? That’s totally unlike how Choji was before—” Ino caught herself, as if admitting the truth was forbidden.
Shikamaru shrugged. “I told him to stash them so we wouldn’t get hungry on a day we didn’t feel like going home…but now I don’t want to go home, and I really don’t want to finish all these chips without him…” Shikamaru trailed off, taking another chip and eating it.
Crunch
The two teammates were silent for a time, with Shikamaru gazing at the clouds rolling by them. Ino continued to eat the chips. She stopped suddenly, tears in her eyes. “Ah…”
Shikamaru glanced at Ino. “What?”
“That is…it’s the last chip.” Tears formed in Ino’s eyes as she smiled, almost laughing. “We aren’t allowed to eat it. Only Choji…”
Shikamaru took the bag of chips abruptly, taking out the last, single chip. He broke it in half, handing one half to Ino. “We aren’t eating the last one alone. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”
Ino took the half of the chip, studying it before eating it quietly, licking the salt off her fingers.
“Hey, Ino…do you believe in heaven?”
Ino turned back to Shikamaru abruptly. “What’re you talking about? Of course I believe in heaven. I mean—when I die of old age; I have to see you guys somewhere, right?” Ino laughed, swinging her legs off the railing and settling down next to Shikamaru, fiddling with his ponytail.
“I bet you’d look a lot uglier when you died.”
“Hey!” Ino turned a bright pink. “That’s not very--”
“Not that you’re ugly now. But if you diet too much, you’ll look really icky when you get older.” Shikamaru said sheepishly, rubbing his head as if embarrassed. “Guys like girls who have a little fat on them. They don’t all like skinny girls. You’re pretty, Ino. You just have to put on some weight.”
Ino blushed. “Ah…” Speechless, Ino turned away, waiting for Shikamaru to continue.
“I really don’t know if there’s a heaven or not.” Shikamaru said, his eyes remaining away from Ino. “I mean…why so much suffering? I’ve seen two of the most important people in my life taken away from me—I watched them die, Ino. How can I believe in a life after death if this life totally sucks?” Ino could see Shikamaru close his eyes shut, refusing the tears to exit. “This life is so freakin’ horrible—how can I believe in the promise of a happy, peachy-keen life after I die?”
“Shikamaru!”
Shikamaru turned to Ino, opening his eyes as a single tear fell off his cheek. Ino’s eyes were filled to the brim with tears, each of them falling, another two taking each tear that had fallen in a long line of tears. “I-Ino!” Shikamaru said, surprised. He had never seen his teammate like this.
Ino placed her hand on Shikamaru’s shoulder. “Don’t say that.” She said quietly. “Don’t say that you don’t believe in Heaven. This suffering has to stop someday…and,” she added, “I don’t think life is just full of suffering. I think life is full of happy moments, too. You have to think of the happy moments…”
“A happy moment, huh?” Shikamaru leaned back, Ino’s face hovering his own. Shikamaru gazed into Ino’s blue eyes before he impulsively leaned up, stealing a kiss from his blond haired teammate. Ino sat there, startled for a moment, before pulling away. Shikamaru sat up. “Is this considered a ‘happy moment’?”
Ino was speechless. Soon, though, she regained her composure. “A happy moment…” Ino leaned in again, and the two shared another emotional kiss. Ino pulled back after a few seconds and smiled. “Yes. This is definitely a happy moment.”
Shikamaru smiled, leaning over the seat and pulling out another bag of chips. “Want some?” he asked, offering the bag.
End
