- Created By Chel the Bell
Independence Day
WOOO~ SUCK IN BRITIAN! WOOO~
Happy Independence day my fellow United States of Americans. For those who don't live in my beautiful country... that sucks.
Gosh I dunno if that's zero hours of sleep or the Hotdog Eating Competition but I'm feeling great about today. I think it's the Hotdog's. Because after this post I'm going to pass out for a couple hours. BUT YEAH NATHAN'S HOTDOG EATING COMPETITION! Joey Chestnut dominated once again. He's so cool~! It sucks that he doesn't have any really competition, though Mohawk was pretty close. AND OMG BLACK WIDOW LADY. No wonder they made the women's competition separate. 40 hotdogs? I don't think you would've even been in third... BUT CHESTNUT WITH HIS... wut 62? 62 Hotdogs. He's a beast guys. Hilarious that people don't think competitive eating is a sport. That stuff gets pretty intense.
Anyway Guys shoving hotdogs down their throat is the highlight of my day. I wait all year long to cheer on Joey Chestnut as he does what Americans do best. Eat all the Hotdogs... All of them.
Happy Birthday USA. Here's to another 235!
TAKE THAT KOBAYASHI!
LOL I hope I spelt his name right. Happy Fourth everybody! LOL Normally I'm not one for all the fireworks and stuff but for some reason I feel very happy about this Fourth of July! It's kind of exciting! But yeah I watched the hot dog eating conte...End
