WOOO~ SUCK IN BRITIAN! WOOO~

Happy Independence day my fellow United States of Americans. For those who don't live in my beautiful country... that sucks.

Gosh I dunno if that's zero hours of sleep or the Hotdog Eating Competition but I'm feeling great about today. I think it's the Hotdog's. Because after this post I'm going to pass out for a couple hours. BUT YEAH NATHAN'S HOTDOG EATING COMPETITION! Joey Chestnut dominated once again. He's so cool~! It sucks that he doesn't have any really competition, though Mohawk was pretty close. AND OMG BLACK WIDOW LADY. No wonder they made the women's competition separate. 40 hotdogs? I don't think you would've even been in third... BUT CHESTNUT WITH HIS... wut 62? 62 Hotdogs. He's a beast guys. Hilarious that people don't think competitive eating is a sport. That stuff gets pretty intense.

Anyway Guys shoving hotdogs down their throat is the highlight of my day. I wait all year long to cheer on Joey Chestnut as he does what Americans do best. Eat all the Hotdogs... All of them.

Happy Birthday USA. Here's to another 235!