Domo! (I hope I used that right xD).
Ahem...hello there beautiful people. This here's my world (why does that still sound megalomaniac???), I will be your host, the name's David and this is the ryyoku dimension
*Theme from the Twilight Zone*
Here's where the projects will be!! xD
Well...ok...I think i'm feeling better now (for further reference refer to the previous post xD)
Yeah, yeah...definitely feeling better now.
Sorry for not being here for like three or so months, but that's in the past.
So, the reason I am here now is to rant (i guess you could call it that) about women.
Now my opinion of women has pretty much even through my life. I don't think I was ever afraid of "girl cooties" when i was young my closes girl friend was ok, there were times when we fought (and those were uneven fights since I pretty much didn't touch her and she would do all kinds of attack on me -_-).
i was on a mixed school for kindergarden and first grade. i got along with the girls fine as well. at one time i remember my mom and sister telling me that they saw two girls fighting (ACTUAL fighting) over me...I really don't remember that...or have a clue who it could have been...
then i went into an all-boys school. didn't see that many girl's there, tho there was an all girl's school nearby (funny how that works xD). Here is where you could say i was scared of cooties since i didn't have an even remotely close girl friend from second grade all the way into eighth grade. Still all those that i talked to (even that old friend from before school) were nice and everything.
then i came to the US and it was like a slap to the face...in a good way.
picture this if you would. in order to reunite your family, your father has you move 3000 miles into a place where you will barely be able to keep up with anything. I spoke almost no english, was about two feet shorter than everyone in my class, and..well you get the picture. but not all of it was bad. i mean the people were great, they understood that i didn't understand, spoke the slowest they could and generally helped me get along.
i guess it must have been around this time when i met that girl...i liked her. first time i saw her was when i got that football off my face (yeah...ouch) she was half apologetic half wanting to brust into laughs, but that was okay i mean i was spacing out. i got to know her (she was even in my homeroom and hadn't seen her since i sat way in the back) she was cool, we played some soccer and you know general merriment.
by ninth grade i could at the very least carry on a normal conversation with anyone and i started gathering some friends. abby and julie were my closest girl friends (you understand why i couldn't talk to the one i liked right? yah...scared [bleep]less) and they were cool they helped me and we had our laughs and all that and it was around this time when i thought
damn! girls look so much better than all guys combined
then i moved again 3000 miles again. and i kinda lost touch...through all fault of my own.
anyway...not gonna bore you with some more high school years because they all boiled down to one point when it came to the fairer sex
damn! they are soooo much better than we are
in all aspects too. sure we may say that we are physically stronger than they are and that we have a higher pain threshold...and maybe we're right. BUT! we're just no match!
women are...um...crafty. they can go from completely vulnerable to kick your-and-every-other-guy's-ass-that-gets-in-their-way in nothing flat. they confort us and care for us, they intrigue us and tempt us.
they're just awesome
i'm not exactly a religious guy (which means i'm not religious at all) but these is my favorite "women is better than men" story
so god first made women. he looked at what he had made and was so astounded by it, and so tired from creating her that he just threw man together from whatever he could find. when he was done he compared them and saw that he liked women better but he didn't care for men so he just brought him to life as he was
in other words
WOMEN RULE!!!
that's all for ranting
oh and uh happy women's day to all women in the world (or...to those that read this -_-U)
xD
laters
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