Assuming you don't hate me, welcome. Despite your protests, I will be Hokage, for my brother, for my clan, and for my village.
Age: Older than Naruto, younger than Tsunade
Height: 177 cm
Blood Type: AB
Sexual Orientation: None of your business.
Strengths: Fight me to find out.
Weaknesses: Naruto and my brother None.
Alignment: Konoha slightly indifferent
Rank: Hokage
[Liberties taken as RPer: Sasuke is a lot kinder than he lets on, loves polite children, and is often a sass master]
Level 1:
() Smoked a cigarette
( ) Smoked a cigar
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex No one was supposed to remember that.
(x) Drank alcohol
Total: 2
Level 2:
() Are/Been in love
() Been dumped
() Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight
Total: 3
Level 3:
( ) Had a crush an older person
(x) Skipped school
() Slept with a co-worker
(x) Seen something/someone die
Total: 5
Level 4:
( ) Had a crush on one of your facebook friends
( ) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Spain
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Thrown up from drinking
Total: 6
Level 5:
(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of facebook/myspace
( ) Been in a mosh pit
Total: 8
Level 6:
(x) Taken pain killers
() Loved/liked someone you can't have
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
() Made a snow angel
Total: 10
Level 7:
( ) Had a tea party [????]
( ) Flown a kite
( ) Built a sand castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played dress up
Total: 10
Level 8:
() Jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) Gone sledging
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
Total: 13
Level 9:
(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Killed a snake Orochimaru counts.
Total: 16
Level 10:
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed/vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been misunderstood
Total: 19
Level 11:
(x) Won a contest
() Been suspended from school
() Had detention
( ) Been in a car/motorcylce accident
Total: 20
Level 12:
( ) Had/have braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
Total: 20
Level 13:
( ) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
( ) Pole danced
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post it notes
Total: 22
Level 14:
(x) Swished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
() Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying
Total: 26
Level 15:
(x) Cried yourself to sleep Shut up.
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() Sang karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins [We're in fucking Japan, what do you think?]
Total: 28
Level 16:
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Kissed in the rain!
Total: 29
Level 17:
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus ...maybe once.
(x) Watched the sun set and/or sun rise with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown bubbles A long time ago.
() Made a bonfire on the beach
Total: 31
Level 18:
() Crashed a party
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days in a car full of people
( ) Gone roller- skating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true
( ) Been humped by a monkey
Total: 32
Level 19:
( ) Worn pearls
(x) Jumped off a bridge
() Screamed "penis" or "vagina"
() Swam with dolphins
Total: 33
Level 20:
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
Total: 35
Level 21:
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than four hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
Total: 38
Level 22:
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Have/been in a tree house
(x) Been too scared to watch scary movies alone
Total: 42
Level 23:
(x) Believed in ghosts
( ) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes
() Gone streaking
(x) Visited jail
Total: 44
Level 24:
(x) Played chicken
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) Broke a bone
(x) Been easily amused
Total: 48
Level 25:
(x) Caught a fish then ate it later
( ) Made a porn movie
( ) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
Total: 51
Level 26:
() Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you [Dobe.]
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someone's hair
(x) Gone skinny dipping
( ) Been kicked out of your house
Total: 55
Level 27:
( ) Rode a roller coaster
() Went scuba-diving / snorkeling
( ) Black-mailed someone
( ) Been black-mailed
( ) Had a cavity
Total: 55
Level 28:
(x) Been used
(x) Fell going up the stairs
(x) Licked by a cat
(x) Bitten someone *suddenly misses his redheaded comrade*...
() Licked someone
Total: 59
Level 29:
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someone's tires
( ) Rode your bike/driven your car until the fuel light came on
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
( ) Had sex in the rain
Total: 59
59 on a list of "Stupid things" when about 90% of them weren't even stupid.
I'm not impressed.
He was actually very grateful for the pajamas and secretly decided to wear them every night he didn't collapse onto his bed from exhaustion, but he wouldn't let Naruto know that. Honestly, there were a lot of things Sasuke hoped Naruto would never know, but thinking about it this way didn't phase him.
Though he thought it was nice of Naruto to think of him and get him a present, he tried not to think about how the blonde had to buy a gift for himself.
Hm.
As he watched the idiot settle under his table, he glanced at the tree. "..." Convinced that seeing something so small made him feel irritated, he quietly slipped off of the couch made his way to the door, grabbed his coat and closed it behind himself.
Need a better tree...
It was a little troublesome to wrangle up a tree on Christmas Eve, especially because most of them were gone, but Sasuke found a sizable one that he knew would fit perfectly in the apartment. It wasn't totally glamorous, but it was a hell of a lot better than the Charlie Brown tree in the apartment.
Decorations...
Why go through all of this trouble? He wasn't entirely sure; part of him liked the idea of a traditional Christmas, though the other part felt as though he owed something to his comrade friend.
It may have been sappy...but it was worth it.
When he was finally satisfied, he sat on the floor in front of the new tree (which stood next to the smaller one that had been there to begin with) and sighed. As he made himself another cup of peppermint tea, he glanced at the clock.
12:30...
"Merry Christmas." He muttered under his breath.
*******
Though he had been hoping for the blonde to burst in with his usual over-exaggerated holiday spirit, he was in no way prepared for his door being broken and the talk about Christmas boxers.
"That's-"
But what could he say? His friend coworker comrade was bringing in a festive (albeit annoying) attitude, which didn't bother him much, but...
"You're too loud." He told the blonde finally, but that didn't seem to stop Naruto from tearing through the house and searching through Sasuke's fridge.
"Geez, Sasuke, you don't have anything festive in here. WE NEED EGGNOG! BOOZE!" He nearly screamed those words at him, almost desperate to drill "holiday cheer" into Sasuke's head.
The brunette groaned. Maybe being alone would have been better after all...
"ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' TO MY HOUSE!"
No..
"And we're going to decorate the shit out of my house!"
No...!
"By the way," he said, and this was the most frightening part of all, "which do you prefer, sexy elf, the santa costume, or..." A pair of jingling antlers dangled in front of Sasuke's face. "THESE!"
If looks could kill, Naruto would have been dead ten times over.
As he made his way to the training grounds, Uchiha Sasuke almost lamented over the fact that he hadn't harped on how Naruto had called himself and idiot before he'd gotten the chance to.
Upon approaching the clearing, he noticed a girl training there. He hung back for more than a moment to assess her skills, his arms crossing over his chest as his eyes flickered over her stance, wrist alignment and the like. Her aim was absolutely perfect, but her stance was rigid and tense... His lip twitched, crossing the space between himself and the girl with her back to him as stealthily as possible.
Once he was nearly standing over her, he said, "Your stance is too rigid."
End
