K:Thinking...Thinking...this isn't working. I think the hampster in my head died.
Anyways, I'm Kinano and this is Sasuke (but you probobly already know that.
S: hey. and we've got a page dedicated 2 us.
K: Whoop whoop.
S: post if u want, add i dea 4 pics, story ideas, hate mail, anything.
K: we'll read it all...i wanna muffin. sasuke...do u have a muffin?
S: not now kinano...
K: *Hops like a frog*
S: see you later...we need 2 get her medicine right now...
- Created By Kinano
Life Lessonz
Life Lessonz *Sasuke and Kinano are sitting on a bench. It’s after the time-skip and Sasuke asks a weird question out of the blue.* Sasuke: So how long do you think it’ll take for the stork to come after we’re married...Onsen
~Onsen~ Everyone is in a Onsen(Hot Spring) and Kinano and Kadee are talking. Kinano: So she takes a drink of that stupid stuff she loves so much and I tell a joke, this caused her to gasp for laughing and…um…drown. Kadee: Rea...Hey look Sasuke! It's you!
Kinano: *On computer* Hey Sasuke! Come here!
Sasuke: *Munches on energy bar* Yeah?
Kinano: I wanted you to look at this and...is that one of my energy bars?
Sasuke: *looks at wrapper* Yeah, why? It tastes good, I thought it would be no big deal.
Kinano: It's not, it's just that Luna Bars are womens protein bars.
Sasuke: So...it's no big deal right?
Kinano: Not until you start growing boobies.
Sasuke: *Stops in mid-bite, looks at bar, then hands the rest to Kinano* So what did you want?
Kinano: *Pulls up web-page* I thought this looked like you.
Sasuke: *Stares at picture and walks away for a second, man-screams eminate from other room* Okay, I'm good...where'd you find that?
Kinano: Naruto's Otaku account.
Sasuke: *walks away again, more man-screams and the sound of a rope being tied to a ceiling beam*
Kinano: *Runs and ties him up so he cant hurt himself...back at computer* Well...he took that better then I expected...
Sofy
Hey there! Kinano here and at some point in time I just may have had some problems with SofyUchiha9 and I just may still have some problems with her…
Sasuke: She’s not the only one with problems with her. Sofy is really annoying as seen by this last conversation last week.
*Sasuke is sitting down on a bench and reading when Sofy runs up all excited*
Sofy: Sasuke! Sasuke! Guess what!
Sasuke: Ummm…who are you again?
Sofy: I’m Sofy! Your Wife! Remember?
Sasuke: *Looks at hands and then waves middle finger in Sofy’s face* NO RING!!!
Sofy: *tears up* Sasuke-kun! That’s so mean! I came to tell you good news! *sob*
Sasuke: *sigh* what is it this time?
Sofy: *suddenly happy again* I’ve got your 27th child!
Sasuke: *looks around* where’s this one?
Sofy: *Points to stomach*
Sasuke: Didn’t you tell me last week that you had my 26th kid?
Sofy: Um…yeah.
Sasuke: So where’s 26?
Sofy: *Runs away, grabs kid off picnic blanket and runs back* Here he is! Isn’t he so adorable?!
Sasuke: Where’d the green hair come from?
Kid: MAMA!!! HELP!!! MAMAAAAA!!!
*Random lady walks up, smacks Sofy and takes kid with her*
Sasuke: Child abductor much.
Sofy: Aren’t you proud and happy! 27! The Uchiha Clan will survive!
Sasuke: Ummm…I’m pretty sure none of those are mine…
RABID NINJA CAPYBARAS ATTACK!!!
Sofy: *Runs from green and orange ninja capybaras with purple foaming mouths*
Sasuke: …Thanks…where’d the capybaras come from?
Kinano: I found them in your closet playing poker.
Sasuke: So that’s what happened to the playing cards…
