The Sensei Challenge

Gai had caluclated a new plan. A plan that would blow his eternal rival into pieces. He was heading to the club to test his new pick up lines.

In da club...

Gai: This has to work muhahahahahahaha! recieves many looks

ATTEMPT #1

Gai: *Approaches girl* excuse me do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes

Girl: *Hands him a map and walks away*

Gai: *Sweatdrop* rejection is minor!

ATTEMPT #2

Gai:What's your name and what's your sign I'm a Virgo?

Haku: Ummm I'm a boy

Gai: *Blushes.* oh sorry

ATTEMPT #3

Gai: Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you

Kurenai: Uhh Gai? What are you talking about?

Gai: Will you be my girlfriend?

Kurenai: No..I'm with Asuma.

Gai: Lose the hero and get with the hero! *Does nice guy pose.*

Asuma: *Death glare.* What did you say Gai?

Gai: Ummmmm, whatever I didn't mean it! *Runs away for his life.*

Gai: Excuse me miss...

Girl: You freak! *Pepper sprays him.*

Gai: Ahhhhhhhh my eyes! My precious eyes!

After 10 min of excruciating pain...

Gai: Forget the manuals! I'm doing this my way!

Gai: Hello my name is...

Girl:EEEEEEEK A MURDERER D-D-DONT COME NEAR ME I HAVE A G-GUN!

Gai: Wait i was...

*Girl shoots gai.*

Gai: Ahh the burn! I wont cry a man does not cry!

*Gai limps all the home.*

END