After Kakashi's latest attempt had failed, he didn't want to compete anymore. He would rather wear the wedding dress for a year than go through IT again…
-Flashback-
Kakashi: …I could ask my fan girls…
Kakashi: - with a megaphone from his house- Which one of you would like to be my girlfriend?
Fan girls: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I do! I do!
Fan1: I love you! I'm your number 1# fan!!! I have your plushie and Your life-sized cardboard cutout!
Fan2: No way, I’m his number 1# fan! I even bought Icha Icha Paradise for him!
Fan 3: back OFF! Kakashi is ALL MINE!
A massive Battle begins breaking out…
Kakashi: ...-Sweat drop- Anyone here not rabid?
-Silence...then more screaming ensues-
Kakashi: Uh-oh. They're breaking down my door...
Warning: This scene may be too graphic for certain viewers. So please cover your children's eyes, take out grandma's hearing aid and turn down the volume.
Our favorite silver hair jounin was TERRIFIED. Girls were trying to huggle and glomp and kiss him and take off his mask or clothes. He did the only thing one can do while being attacked by fan girls...
Kakashi: ...Look over there, it's Itachi.
Fans: ITACHI!! WE LOVE YOU!!!
And thus Kakashi is saved. Poor Itachi…
-- -- -- -- T-T
This event had mentally and physically scarred Kakashi for life. So he decided to calm himself down by going to the Ichiraku ramen bar. At the ramen bar...
Iruka: Hey, Kakashi.
Kakashi: Ahh…hello…
Iruka: What's wrong with you?
Kakashi: Well, I was just mobbed by rabid fan
girls and I need to get a girlfriend or else my dignity and pride will be crushed... FOREVER.
Iruka: Why don't you try online dating?
Kakashi: Not a bad idea.
)))))):P
Kakashi finds himself visiting a place we know as E-Harmony…
Kakashi: There all done!
The profile said:
Laid back mysterious single ninja Seeking super fly girl to date.
…
You have 60,023,789 Responses
Kakashi: WOW.
From prep-girl83: Hey lets like meet at Ichiraku at 7:00 tomorrow.
The next day...
Kakashi saw the girl and flinched at the sight. She wore TONS of expensive, flashy makeup, a high ponytail hairdo with pink hair dye, and was dressed like a pop star wanabee with blinding shiny things flashing every where to hide her bad figure.
In short, she was HIDEOUS.
Kakashi: …hey. I'm -
Girl:HIMYNAMEISKAYLA!AREYOUKAKASHI?HOWAREYOUIMFINEWHATDOYOUDOFORALIVINGIMAVETDOYOULIKEPIEPIEISYUMMYIHATEJELLO
Kakashi: …How long do I have to put up with this?
2 hours later
Kayla: Wheredoyoulivewhatsyournumbercani-
*Kakashi passes her a sheet of paper with a number scribbled on it and leaves quickly.*
afterwards...
Ring! Ring!
Orochimaru: Do I have to pick it up? It will ruin my new nail polish! Where's Kabuto when you need him?! … … Hello?
DUM DUM DUM
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