*The cowgirl leaned back (limbo-style) bending under the blade and then whipped up toward the ninja, Sog Tech Bowie gripped in her left hand braced by her right palm. Now die!! she thought, lunging forward. The shinobi smirked as she easily sidestepped the Texan girl's jab. She then brought the back of her katana swiftly into the younger girl's side, deeply bruising and fracturing ribs. The cowgirl winced, droping her knife to grip her side while once again aiming at the kunoichi with her Kahr MK40, having a deadly steady arm even while in serious pain.*
Why didn't you kill me? You certainly could have just now. *she inquiried, her breath coming in short gasps*
(I meant Magnum, dork-wad, not "magazine". Grow a brain.)
*The shinobi's katana flashes, slicing the barrel off the small Kahr MK40 milliseconds after it fires. The .40 S&W round grazes her shoulder, sending a fine red mist into the air. The kunoichi's eyes flash in surprise. Not bad, she thinks. With one hand, she firmly grasps her aggressor's dominant arm, wrenching it into the path of the blade the cowgirl has just drawn. The knife stops a hair's breadth away from the girl's elbow. The slight young girl kicks off the wall behind her, grasping the kunoichi's wrist for leverage and launches over and behind her, pulling the ninja to the ground. Or at least, that's what she expects to happen. Instead, the kunoichi forces her katana into the floor for balance, pushing off it to backflip into the girl, driving a heel deep into her stomach. Gasping for breath, the cowgirl stumbles back, knife in one hand, a formidable Para-Ordnance 314 in the other. Once again, the shinobi brandishes her katana, leveling the beautiful weapon with her opponent's throat.*
This is more like it. *she says with a smirk*
(and you do realize 'mag' is short for 'magazine' as in more ammo, not a weapon)
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
*Smirking, she flips backward, rolling away from the katana and landing cat-style on one knee. The cowgirl (haha) whips a mag out of the holster on her right leg and aims at the kunoichi's head*
*The black-clad shinobi rests one hand on the katana hilt slung across her back, the other poised at her side. Gaze intent on her target, a hint of a smile can be seen from within the slit in her hood. "This will be fun," her eyes seem to say. Before her foe can even register her movement, a blade appears at the gun-toting girl's throat. The ninja waits, wondering what form of confession the jealous short-haired girl will utter in her final moments*
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
Ever read Clancy's "Without Remorse"? Yeah, I totally just survived that blast. Maybe you should think about using something other than buckshot next time.
*gropes bandages then assumes ninja attack stance*
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
hahaha. Yeeeeah. Sure. I could never do that. I mean, today I just saw him up the hall and Sierra said, "Go hug him!" and I was like, "Heeeeyick no!" if you get me.
He came up behind me and hugged me today. ^^ Oh, and his last name is Foot. O.o
I would love to try that, though. It would be awesome.
And now you know his name. Be sure to find him at his locker, lean against it all seductive-like, and with a sly smile on your face, say, "Hey, Trevor..."
I'll pay you 50 bucks if you do it. That's a promise. Of course, you'd have to manage a straight face until after he responds, or the deals off. He has to believe it, even if for only a brief moment.
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
Wow, I knew Sierra was evil but that... Phew. I think I woulda died. You know he got the biggest kick out of that. You probably made his week. That's definitely a scene to remember.
Though, it's still not as amazing as Paul saying to me, "Well, I am the real Pleasure Master..." Now that really did almost kill me.
Pauliwog... *pines*
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
Sweetpastadreamin
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/03/11 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
.......*stifle* X) I am ever so joyed at your realization of my commenting on your comments, not on your post:)
And kudos on the redunkulous amount of weaponry you managed to conceive whilst comment-battling^^
Last edited by Sweetpastadreamin at 10:11:29 PM CDT on October 3, 2011.
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/03/11 | Reply
@Sweetpastadreamin:
So, this hath been edited. This comment, I mean. For I completely misunderstood what you meant, little one.
But yes. Yay for Battling! And sad day for when the fighting stops XDD That's a little backward from normal....
Last edited by ShikamaruRocks at 2:14:43 PM CDT on October 3, 2011.
Sweetpastadreamin
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply
WHY ISN'T THERE MORE?!?!??? A perfectly unacceptable way to end a battle. NOW, fight with honor!!!
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
LET ME STAB YOU!!!!
*The cowgirl leaned back (limbo-style) bending under the blade and then whipped up toward the ninja, Sog Tech Bowie gripped in her left hand braced by her right palm. Now die!! she thought, lunging forward. The shinobi smirked as she easily sidestepped the Texan girl's jab. She then brought the back of her katana swiftly into the younger girl's side, deeply bruising and fracturing ribs. The cowgirl winced, droping her knife to grip her side while once again aiming at the kunoichi with her Kahr MK40, having a deadly steady arm even while in serious pain.*
Why didn't you kill me? You certainly could have just now. *she inquiried, her breath coming in short gasps*
(I meant Magnum, dork-wad, not "magazine". Grow a brain.)
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
Not nearly enough.
*The shinobi's katana flashes, slicing the barrel off the small Kahr MK40 milliseconds after it fires. The .40 S&W round grazes her shoulder, sending a fine red mist into the air. The kunoichi's eyes flash in surprise. Not bad, she thinks. With one hand, she firmly grasps her aggressor's dominant arm, wrenching it into the path of the blade the cowgirl has just drawn. The knife stops a hair's breadth away from the girl's elbow. The slight young girl kicks off the wall behind her, grasping the kunoichi's wrist for leverage and launches over and behind her, pulling the ninja to the ground. Or at least, that's what she expects to happen. Instead, the kunoichi forces her katana into the floor for balance, pushing off it to backflip into the girl, driving a heel deep into her stomach. Gasping for breath, the cowgirl stumbles back, knife in one hand, a formidable Para-Ordnance 314 in the other. Once again, the shinobi brandishes her katana, leveling the beautiful weapon with her opponent's throat.*
This is more like it. *she says with a smirk*
(and you do realize 'mag' is short for 'magazine' as in more ammo, not a weapon)
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
*Smirking, she flips backward, rolling away from the katana and landing cat-style on one knee. The cowgirl (haha) whips a mag out of the holster on her right leg and aims at the kunoichi's head*
Having fun? *she asks slowly standing up*
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
What? You just shouted, that's all.
*The black-clad shinobi rests one hand on the katana hilt slung across her back, the other poised at her side. Gaze intent on her target, a hint of a smile can be seen from within the slit in her hood. "This will be fun," her eyes seem to say. Before her foe can even register her movement, a blade appears at the gun-toting girl's throat. The ninja waits, wondering what form of confession the jealous short-haired girl will utter in her final moments*
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
TORN ASUNDER!!!!!!!
Yeah, survive that.
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
Ever read Clancy's "Without Remorse"? Yeah, I totally just survived that blast. Maybe you should think about using something other than buckshot next time.
*gropes bandages then assumes ninja attack stance*
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
*blows away with shot gun and feathers fly*
Those aren't weak.
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
*blocks with pillow*
(yeah, your stabs are that weak)
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
*stab!!!!!*
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
Bawk-bawk!!
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
Heeeeeeeeyick no.
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
Fifty big ones...
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@TwistedCyberChick:
hahaha. Yeeeeah. Sure. I could never do that. I mean, today I just saw him up the hall and Sierra said, "Go hug him!" and I was like, "Heeeeyick no!" if you get me.
He came up behind me and hugged me today. ^^ Oh, and his last name is Foot. O.o
I would love to try that, though. It would be awesome.
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
@ShikamaruRocks:
And now you know his name. Be sure to find him at his locker, lean against it all seductive-like, and with a sly smile on your face, say, "Hey, Trevor..."
I'll pay you 50 bucks if you do it. That's a promise. Of course, you'd have to manage a straight face until after he responds, or the deals off. He has to believe it, even if for only a brief moment.
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/28/08 | Reply
Oh, I know he definitely made my week. lol. Probably even the rest of this year. But, yeah. I seriously wanted to kill her.
Aaaaw!! I miss Paul!!! So cute!!!
This was a very different thing though, so kinda hard to compare.
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/28/08 | Reply
Wow, I knew Sierra was evil but that... Phew. I think I woulda died. You know he got the biggest kick out of that. You probably made his week. That's definitely a scene to remember.
Though, it's still not as amazing as Paul saying to me, "Well, I am the real Pleasure Master..." Now that really did almost kill me.
Pauliwog... *pines*
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O