Teddy would use his finishing move: A Bear Hug.

Are we terrible people for deriving so much pleasure from Trip's adorableness?

If so, I'm going to hell. lolol

9) Yes.

jk lol I <3 u gaiz lawl

In all seriousness, though, I do have a real answer for number 2, which would probably be Contagion. I had really high expectations for that movie and it just fell so short. I wanted to like it so badly but the longer I think about it, the more I really don't like that movie.

1. If you could punch any fictional character in the balls/babymaker, who would it be and why? HOLDEN FUCKING CAULFIELD
2. What is the most disappointing movie you've ever seen? The Man Who Cried.
3. Do you kick balls? Absolutely
4. If you could have a really rad scar anywhere on your body, where would it be? I've actually given some rebel kid thought into branding as a bodymod. OR, just for fun something that looked like I was mauled by a vicious animal and won.
5. Cooler Harrison Ford character: Indiana Jones or Han Solo? Fuck you.... this is hard. Han Solo
6. Would you like some pie? Sure.
7. What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail
8. This guy are sick? I like it
9. Are we terrible people for deriving so much pleasure from Trip's adorableness? No, so long as it isn't used for Eeeeeevil in the future.
10. Does it annoy you when you see anime titles with excessive punctuation? (Example: Durarara!!) No
11. Snarf snarf? Snubbles

Tiny Toons FTW! "We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony!"

I'm gonna answer (some of) your questions right here.

4) I have one already, right down the center of my chest. And a few others besides.

5) Not an easy question. Indy is cool because he's an action geek, but Han has a spaceship. I'd say Han wins out by a slim margin.

6) Yes please. Lemon creme.

7) To seek the Holy Grail!

9) I don't think we could stop ourselves if we tried, just as Trip can't stop being adorable. She just is.

11) Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats, HOOOOO!