People tagging me and such.
Because this thing has pretty much run its course, and will go on forever if I continue it, I'll throw on some questions on the last page, but I won't tag anyone in particular. Feel free to answer them or not at your leisure and wherever you feel like answering them.
First, SomeGuy's questions:
1. Are you a black leather kind of person or a brown leather kind of person?
I don't wear either, because I'm not cool enough, but I'd go with brown because of Indiana Jones.
2. What was the first thing you ever cooked on a stove-top by yourself?
Probably macaroni and cheese.
3. If there was one physical bodily thing you wouldn't mind changing, what would it be?
I would become browner.
4. What was the last time you ever had to explain a weird/niche fandom to someone about?
Crap, maybe something anime-related? I don't have to do this often, surprisingly enough.
5. What is the best aspect/trait/feature of bacon?
Crunchiness.
6. If you had to get into a fistfight, what would your favourite / most confident attack be?
A swift uppercut to the ball sack.
7. Have you ever been caught singing something embarrassing in public before you realized you were doing it?
This has happened several times, and it always turns me into a stammering idiot.
8. What is the worst pick-up line you have ever told or have ever been told?
I've never seriously thrown out a pick-up line, and I definitely haven't had one thrown at me, so here's a favorite: "If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be DNA-helicase so that I can unzip your genes."
9. What is your favourite fancy essay-type word?
Whatever it is, it definitely doesn't have an extra "u" in it, you foreign bastard! *shakes fist*
10. If you were despot of a small, completely indoctrinated nation, what would the national chant be?
"Pickles are gross!"
11. If you could go back in time and change one thing in your life, keeping in line with what's important to you right now, these days, what's on your mind, what would it be?
Wait, if I had a time machine, why in the hell would I waste it on seeing my younger self? Fuck that, I'm going to see some dinosaurs!
