Oh yes, I'm certain that you can't.
As horrified as I already am,
I'm beginning to wonder if my eyes could grow any larger?
...
Be gentle?

-Shiroi♥ is fearing the sparkles.

@lazyweird1:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO BEAT YOU BOTH?!
Oh yeah~
I'm so lucky!
I can't be mistaken for either!
*grumbles*

PINK FUZZEH HANDCUFFS?! *hisses and retreats into dark corner* It burrrrns usssss! Hahaha~! I took one of those tests and it said that I was a seme (which my friends called a freaking lie), but really now? *cue shojo sparkles* How can I not be, hm? Hahahaha! *failz* ......Gah, forget it. T_____T *cries in corner* Hahaha. CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTEY-McCUTENESS OF CUTETANIA, PRINCESS OF CUTEFULL CUTEISH CUTEY CUTENEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!! *explodes from cute overload* I'm gonna pay for that, right? At least you weren't mistaken for an asian dude! DUDE! That's the second time I've been mistaken for a boy!!! Buhuhuhuhuuuuuuu~~~... Cat chan looks like Yu-chan is very sad.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*lands unceremoniously on ass*
Ow! Okay, okay...
I get it.
*gulps*
I'll hold still.
*cringes and holds breath*

-Shiroi♥

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*left eye twitches*
What...
What is this?!
The Dark Side entrance exam?!
I mean, if you must know...
I failed the tolerance of sparkles section.
<___< *backs away slowly* >___>

-Shiroi♥
is wishing they'd practiced running away rather than self defence.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Hahahahaha!!!!!
I always win in the long run!
....
Wait...
Did you say...
GLITTER?!
YOU WANT ME TO SPARKLE?!

-Shiroi♥

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Nonono........
Quite the opposite really!
*shakes head*
I would acutally become very sad and would pout,
causing me to melt due to being exposed to pink for too long.

-Shiroi♥ Says 'KUHUHUHUHUHU!!'

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Wait! No you wouldn't!
I would be sad,
and you only said I was cute when I was angry!
*grins triumphantly*
You wouldn't do it and risk my cuteness!

-Shiroi♥ is calling your bluff.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*stops nawing to stare at the objects in sheer horror*
You wouldn't!
O_____O''

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*begins nawing on the handcuff*
Must...
Break...
Free...
*wriggles*
This is not the greatest thing! T^T

-Shiroi♥ doesn't wish to know what shall happen next.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

NOOOOO!!!
My pen!
*tries to wriggle out from underneath you*
Must reach my pe-
*fluffy black cat comes by and swats it out of reach*
Crap on toast. T^T

-Shiroi♥ is the artist much tortured.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I AM NOT CUTE!

And it is not suiting! T^T

-Shiroi♥ is wondering if you acutally liked the chibi doodle?