How doth Shi-chan hate fishnet tights? Let her count the ways:
- They have big holes in
- They make you look silly
- They must be worn with stupid HOTPANTS!!!
- They suck!
- They are really expensive, even though they are half the surface area of normal tights
- They remind people of things like pole dancing and then they look at you strangely
- They are really embarassing to buy ... the cashiers give you really wierd looks
And worst of all...
- Shi-chan's ones arent even TIGHTS!!! Theyre really long SOCKS!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE, GOING TO BUY SOME STUPID FISHNET TIGHTS THAT ARENT TIGHTS BUT SOCKS AND WEARING THEM WITH STUPID HOTPANTS AND LOOKING LIKE SOME CLUB DANCER - THEY SUCK SO MUCH!!!! RAWR!!!
Therefore, fishnets do sucketh.