And now boys and girls, Otaku of all ages, here's your host, SHUKAKU THE SAND SPIRIT!!!
Me:Good evening ladies and Gents!
Crowd:-clap, clap, clap-
Me:*staring at the audience bugged eyed* Would you mind applauding a little longer? I only have 1 hour worth of material. Anyway, I was going to ask a friend to talk about her hatred of her cousin, but I found out that she has to go somewhere special, so I'm dedicating this show to DeidaraNarutoClan, also known as Cate.
Crowd:-claps loudly-
Me:First off, The Amazing Naruto will now attempt to read his own mind!
Naruto:-comes into the stage, waves, then starts to read his mind-
Me:*turning to the audience*It's great to see all you cool cats out there!
Kyuubi:-fox bark-
Me:Sercurity!
Deidara(wearing an officer uniform):You rang, un?
Me:Arrest the teme.
Deidara:You're coming to the Akatsuki, un!-handcuffs Kyuubi-
Kyuubi:I'm gonna kill ya, dobe!-disappears with Deidara-
Naruto:-fails, shrugs and shakes his head-
Me:Sorry folks. You can get your money back at the door. Let's look at some of the funny moments I've endured.
Screen:-turns on-
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Gaara*reading a book*:Wow! Van Gogh cut off his ear for the woman he loved. I wonder what I could cut off?
Me:How about that last shred of dignity?
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Kankuro:Shukaku, how would you like a nice treat?
Me:Lay it on me!
Kankuro:-takes out accordian-It's sort of a rap polka thing.
Me:-slaps forehead-Suckered again!
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TV:And now, everyone's favorite Polka band..."The Geek Boys"! Accordians Rule!!!
Kankuro:-waves foam finger-YESSS!
Me:-rolls eyes-It's the end of the world...
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Me*to the audience*:Will baka come up with something to do this weekend?
Kankuro:-thinking-
Me:The crowd is on the edge of their seats...
Kankuro:Polka!
Me:-points to the left-Single file...exit to the left.
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Kankuro:Ever hear one those voices inside you, Gaara?
Gaara:Unfortunatly, yes.
Kankuro:A voice telling you to do something wild and crazy?
Me:Does killing people into a bloody pulp count?
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Me:-points to Naruto-Staring contest!
Naruto:-looks up in the sky-
Me:At each other, you idiot!
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Kankuro:-runs up on stage-Hey! I do NOT like polka!
Me:Then why did I see those accordian pictures in your room. Forget the baka! Here is a funny, but cruel scene of me and Kyuubi.
Crowd:-cheers-
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Me:-chasing teme-Catch the fox! Catch the fox!
Kyuubi:Say, Isn't that a tail?
Me:-chases tail-Chase the tail! Chase the tail!
Kyuubi:Raccoon-dogs...You gotta love 'em.
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Me:Okay folks, today's theme of our show is true identities. Our two guests are the Leader and Tobi. Here is how my show works:Each episode will have a thrid guest called a mystery OC. At the end of the show, I will give you only parts of the OC profile. The first person who complete's the profile in their comments will keep that OC and be the next guest on the next show.
Tobi:Why is Tobi here?
Leader:Cuz' the fans want to know what we really are.
Me:Why hello Mystery.
???:Yo Shukaku! It's good to be here.
Me:Ok my homie, show us what ya got!
???:Well, It's decided that the leader is a guy named Pein. But before then, most people believed that Pein is really the 4th hokage!
Leader:-gasps-Lies, all lies! How can that be? The 4th hokage died just to save his village. Even if I was the hokage, why would I take out my own son's demon after I put it in him?
???:You got a point there. As for you Tobi, some people believed that you were Obito, a student of the 4th hokage because that explains why you annoy Deidara. Other's believe you're Madara Uchiha, the real mastermind of the Akatsuki!
Crowd:-faints-
Tobi:Tobi is a good boy!
Leader:You call THAT evil?
???:I rest my case...
Me:Well folks, I think that's all for today. So to close the episode, here is Mystery's profile. Fill in the ??? in your comments.
Name:???
Age:15
Gender:???
Rank:Chunin
Village:Star
Hair:Black
Eyes:Green
Skin tone:???
Likes:Arguing, always being right, friends, blood
Dislikes:Akatsuki, being wrong, french, ???
Loves:???
Favorite food:Pizza
Favorite Music:???
Favorite Movie:???
Favorite Book:???
Justus:???
Demons:None
Kenkei Genkai:???
Weapon:???
Sensai:???
Teamates:???, ???
Family:Father(deceased),???, ???, ???
History:???
Quote:"Hey ya slowpokes, I'm waiting!"
Tune in next time!
