Greetings. You've found the portal to the land of pure LOL, a hideout from the over-seriousness and obligations forced upon us by that which we call Daily Life. Make yourself at home. Kick off your shoes and maybe your pants, sit back, and relax. Or breakdance. Or do whatever the hell you want. All are welcome here.

You idiot! These shoes do NOT go with this dress!

This is my world of humor, randomness,and insane drooling idiot laughter. We all need these things. This is the world in which all ideas of dignity shall be abandoned in favor of smiles, frivolity, and laughter. Randomness, procrastination-inspired creations, the outrageous and shocking and hilarious, all are welcome here. The inspiration for the name of this world came from an occurrence in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire--quite a random and giggle-inducing occurrence that has been animated and then made into a dance remix for worldwide viewing pleasure by some awesome person who happened to have a bit too much time on their hands. Laugh away, my friends. You deserve to indulge in a little fun, and because we can all use some laughter in our lives, allow me introduce the Muggle Pants animation and dance remix.

I hope you enjoy the world of Muggle Pants and other assorted humor. And if you have anything to contribute and like to procrastinate, PM me, because I'm always looking for guest posters who can bring new humor and randomness into this world.

Have fun!

Sleeping in treasure

Smaug. Right to the point.

For my goblin mutants out there

I can't stop posting these. You'd better be prepared for an onslaught.

Um. Bilbo.

I think the people who make these were beginning to run out of ideas. Because I mean wt-actual-f?

Have a painful Valentine's Day.

You are welcome.

You better not.

Ever hear someone insult your fandom? And you're just like "There may come a day when I don't feel the need to take up a lightsaber, avada kedavra the hell out of them, and then salt and burn the corpse. But it is not this day."

For those of you who were slightly alarmed by the above...don't be. It's fandom references. We're all slightly insane.