long time no see

hey guys, its been awhile since my last post but luckily i have no fan readers! jk...hopefully. well anyway i just wanna complain about choolwork bein hard and me ahvn to come all the way to virginia to go with my sister to see VCU. especially since i was plannin on goin to a toga party that this hot girl invited me to and chillin wit ma bffs playing Rockband. T.T o well at least i can vent.

facebook

facebook is hard T.T

Addressing Accusations

After hearing my arguments about why I believe the rabbit deserves some trix, some people [the what? 2 people who read this?] may have been wondering why I advocate the exact opposite of what I discuss in my essay. Some people find this fishy, but I can assure you that this is just hypocrisy in action. In fact EVERY post after my original essay has ended in miserable hypocrisy. Why? Dou you ask. Well here is my answer. “Who really cares it was just a joke you weirdo?”
That’s all for today folks, so remember “silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!”

PS. Just kidding. The rabbit’s struggle is not something to joke about and I apologize. The phrase is just so fun. Not only does it carry a devastating tone of “you just got OWNED” but it is awesome for catching people of guard. And if you didn’t know, let me enlighten you. Catching people of guard is one of life’s greatest pleasures. So go out there and pleasure yourself!
To all my lovely readers: corn, superheroes, and pokémon,
-iOwn92

bored

rape, kill, pilage, and burn! gunna rape-kill-pillage-and-burn! EAT BABIES! RAPE! KIIL! PILLAGE! AND BURN! GUNNA RAPE-KILL-PILLAGE-AND-BURN!!b_shocked:

Just kidding guys, im not a barbarian... or am i? Silly rabbits, trix are for kids.

TV during the week

USUALLY im not not allowed to watch TV during the week. BUT becouse my dad comes home kinda early and always lies down in front of the TV i cant watch my Tivo-ed shows. So my dad said that i should just watch them when he isnt there. So today i started watching one of my Tivo-ed shows but when i was 3/4 done he came home. blown! but he starts doing stuff in the kitchen so im safe...until my mom calls. Apparently my dad didnt tell her i was watching TV but she had said that I couldnt watch TV until my homework was finished. After i told him that there was just 10 mins left he just said that she was very adamant about me not watching TV. Then he gives me a couple chores to do. While im doing this, i argue "Its just ten minutes left, C'mon!" but he keeps blaming my mom. so I finally just asked if i could call her and ask. he said yes so i did. Ofcourse she was busy so i was given more chores to do. But while i was doing them Mom called back and told me that i could finish watching. She was even very nice about it. so ofcourse i just looked at my dad, with that look and said "silly rabbit, trix are for kids." And then i finished the chores and finished watching my show. It was a proud victory!