Addressing Accusations

After hearing my arguments about why I believe the rabbit deserves some trix, some people [the what? 2 people who read this?] may have been wondering why I advocate the exact opposite of what I discuss in my essay. Some people find this fishy, but I can assure you that this is just hypocrisy in action. In fact EVERY post after my original essay has ended in miserable hypocrisy. Why? Dou you ask. Well here is my answer. “Who really cares it was just a joke you weirdo?”
That’s all for today folks, so remember “silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!”

PS. Just kidding. The rabbit’s struggle is not something to joke about and I apologize. The phrase is just so fun. Not only does it carry a devastating tone of “you just got OWNED” but it is awesome for catching people of guard. And if you didn’t know, let me enlighten you. Catching people of guard is one of life’s greatest pleasures. So go out there and pleasure yourself!
To all my lovely readers: corn, superheroes, and pokémon,
-iOwn92

TV during the week

USUALLY im not not allowed to watch TV during the week. BUT becouse my dad comes home kinda early and always lies down in front of the TV i cant watch my Tivo-ed shows. So my dad said that i should just watch them when he isnt there. So today i started watching one of my Tivo-ed shows but when i was 3/4 done he came home. blown! but he starts doing stuff in the kitchen so im safe...until my mom calls. Apparently my dad didnt tell her i was watching TV but she had said that I couldnt watch TV until my homework was finished. After i told him that there was just 10 mins left he just said that she was very adamant about me not watching TV. Then he gives me a couple chores to do. While im doing this, i argue "Its just ten minutes left, C'mon!" but he keeps blaming my mom. so I finally just asked if i could call her and ask. he said yes so i did. Ofcourse she was busy so i was given more chores to do. But while i was doing them Mom called back and told me that i could finish watching. She was even very nice about it. so ofcourse i just looked at my dad, with that look and said "silly rabbit, trix are for kids." And then i finished the chores and finished watching my show. It was a proud victory!

Guitar Hero

I just semi-recently got into Guitar Hero (yes i know im late). For those of you who dont know, guitar hero is a game were flashing colors rush down the TV screen and you have to press the matching color button and strum a guitar-looking controller. IT IS ADDICTING!!! i was playing Sweet Child O' Mine on hard and i was rockn out... in my head. But in real life it was too hard! and then my friend/ neighbor came in and just replayed the song after i complained how hard it was. So ofcourse its the first time he has played that song and he 5 stared it (sidenote- 5 stars is like an A). and he just looked at me and you could easily tell that he was thinking, "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids"... i was sad T.T

OMG ALMOST 4GOT

I ALMOST 4GOT TO TELL YOU! i know you dont care but i am so excited i have to share. today in weight training i bench-pressed 205 pounds. *super flexes*

Drunken Master

I was at the the library the other day and i saw that they had DVDs, by the way this was only my second time going in. So ofcourse i was looking for anime movies, nothing in particular just something that would keep my atention, when I came across a kung fu movie, "Jackie Chan Drunken Master" i was boosted. "this looks cool" i thought. So Once i got home and finished my homework I put in the dvd and fixed the settings on english subtitles. Or so i thought. Apparently it was on cantonese, both sound and subs. But me being the cool guy that I am decided, what the heck- the fighting is cool so ill watch it. it was pretty entertaining actually. and about 20 m inutes in and my mom comes in. She looks at me and then the TV and then back at me. And with a confused look on her face she asked "What the heck are you watching?" so I responded as any one would, I looked at her sternly and said "Silly rabbit, trix are for kids"