After hearing my arguments about why I believe the rabbit deserves some trix, some people [the what? 2 people who read this?] may have been wondering why I advocate the exact opposite of what I discuss in my essay. Some people find this fishy, but I can assure you that this is just hypocrisy in action. In fact EVERY post after my original essay has ended in miserable hypocrisy. Why? Dou you ask. Well here is my answer. “Who really cares it was just a joke you weirdo?”
That’s all for today folks, so remember “silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!”

PS. Just kidding. The rabbit’s struggle is not something to joke about and I apologize. The phrase is just so fun. Not only does it carry a devastating tone of “you just got OWNED” but it is awesome for catching people of guard. And if you didn’t know, let me enlighten you. Catching people of guard is one of life’s greatest pleasures. So go out there and pleasure yourself!
To all my lovely readers: corn, superheroes, and pokémon,
-iOwn92