Ummmmm. I don't think dead animals are very soothing. And the funny colourd water makes me wounder. I mean~ is that even water?? And there is a DISTICT lack of skittles here. There is something fishy going on here...
Mmmmmm still beating hearts of dolphins. Nothing else like that in the world.
You are mistaken! I do swear that turtles are not evil!! And how do you know that its thr turtles?? Maybe its the dolphins that are making your believe that TUTRLES are the ones that are evil. Not the dolphins which are.
What are you talking about? Every Skittles factory in the world is conveniently placed near an ocean. It's so.... uhhh.... so the employees can be calm and relaxed as they are working by looking out into the deep blue sea. Don't mind the horrible smell, it's only the smell of.... uhhhh.....*thinking*... Ah HA! It's because animals keep dying in the Skittles cookers because animals cannot resist the taste of the rainbow. Yep. Enjoy your job! It may be the last one you'll ever have. >:D
I guess you wouldn't move there if you were a little wimpy baby. Only the strong can move to Denmark. After you kill them, you must eat their still beating heart to gain their abilities.
O_O.... I never really thought about it that way. Maybe turtles are good?...... No no no no no no no NO! I see what's happening! You are being mind controlled as we speak. I almost fell under their control. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE AND TURN ME INTO A SLAVE! NEVER!
Last edited by BanisherOfSouls at 8:46:08 PM EDT on March 25, 2010.
You can start now if you'd like ^^. It's conveniently placed near an ocean and it may look like a sewage plant but it is in fact a Skittles plant.... yep it's a Skittles plant alright. Now you go in there and start you shift.
Yes it is cool how they are killed. They wait until a specific season where all these dolphins migrate so that they can get close to interact with the humans. They are so happy until the people of Denmark begin jumping on them and attaching hooks and harpoons to them while beating them with clubs as they drown in a pool of their own blood. It is truly a sight to behold.
Yes they live for a long time and that's great but did you ever stop to think that the dolphins and turtles are working together?! I mean, the turtles might be using some kind of mind control to make you think they are cool and awesome so that they are not kill. It's all part of their plans for world domination.
... OKAY THAN!! Where do i start? Do i get an office to work in? Ohh so excited!!! ^^
Oh how denmark is amazing! An art it is! I mean how to kill an evil animal like a dolphin IS an art! How to prepare and eat one is quite an art as well!!
Turtles are WAY cooler than dolphins! How can even begain to compare them togeather?!?! Clearly the turtle is MUCH smarter than the dolphin!! I mean if you live as long as a turtle does you HAVE to be doing somthing right!
You're already in! :D Enjoy your new job as the new manager of sewage.... I mean Skittles! *shifty eyes* You can start today if you would like.... PLEASE!
Yeah, you and the people of Denmark shall enjoy the slaughtering of dolphins. Maybe you'll maybe me a guy named Sven who will teach the ropes of dolphin killing. It is an art you know?
.... -_- everything is wrong with turtles! You hate dolphins but love turtles? HOW DARE YOU?! They are both air breathing water livers. That means they are one in the same and must be DESTROYED! >:D
oh see nothing wrong with being a janitor. Unless you have to clean up after YOU. I do however like this manager idea over the skittle factroy. All those wounderful colours packed inside a small building. HEVEN!!! I can dig it. WHere do i sign up?
That is a wounderful idea! I shall have to make plans....
BECAUSE I LIKE TURTLES DAMNIT!! WHATS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!!
T_T
What's wrong with being a janitor? Alright since you insist you can be my personal chef... scratch that you might poison the food. How about you can be the manager of my new Skittles factory. Does that sound better?
You should probably move there. i mean you all share the same hatred for dolphins and you get to kill them so why not?
OH! I have proof! It's sitting right here in my computer >:D. I wonder why you are wearing that turtle shell?
OH no no no no!! Don't you start with me Mr! Awesome position my ass! Being a janitor is nothing short of pathetic! Being forced to clean up after a LESS than clean person is NOT awesome. Think of all that crap that must surround you! All those left over cans of pop and beer, the empty sack of chrisps, and to the HORROR of any man forced to clean up after YOU- your cloths. Oh the horror of such a posistion! I would rather be a Mentaly hadicapped turtle than clean up after YOU!!
Clearly Denmarks ahead of the game on this one. They clearly know the evils that dolphins are capable of! .... Hmmmmm maybe i should move there....
O_O..... well.... I'm at a loss here. *cough* You have me at a stand still. Alright you have proven your worthiness to me. I will promote you to your new and more AWESOME position of being my loyal janitor. You'll not be a lacky anymore but an actual working person in my House of Manly Awesomeness! You'll have the honor of cleaning up my *cough* messes whether it be after a party or in the bathroom after said party. Think of it as a brand new opportunity :D.
Why would dolphins be evil? I understand that they are suppose to be the smartest animals in the world but they are so nice to be around. It's cool just to pet one or swim with it....... or maybe they are just trying to gain our trust before they initiate their plans to dominate the human race. O_O it all makes sense now! The dolphins must DIE! They've already started in Denmark where it's a tradition to kill one as a passage into man hood.
.... so you are a mentally handicapped turtle! AH HA! I should have seen this earlier.
OH! OH i see how it is!! Calling me such a small pitiful thing not worthy of your attention in comparison to yourself are you!!! Well i would beg to differ! I do think that it is YOU Mister Donny that are the small pitiful thing worthy of MY attention in comparison to myself!! SO HA!
Animals are so much un eviler that peoples are. Well maybe except dolphins. There just pure evil. *glare*
... Maybe i do... maybe i don't... You'll never know.
It's only because it's true >:D. Maybe you can join me in my glory as my lacky. At least it's a step up from being nobody. lol.
Yeah, I guess hermits really do see people for who they are. I mean, some people are just evil. Why not hang out with animals who are not evil? They only kill things for food and don't complain about anything. This may inspire me to become a hermit as well.
Who would inspire to become a mentally handicapped turtle??? I don't even think a mentally handicapped turtle would want to be mentally handicapped unless it's messed up turtle...... do you secretly want to become that turtle? O_O
Yea he lives over on that moutain over there. I would like visit him, but he lives too far up, and i'm too lazy to walk up that way. I like to think people become hermits becuase their tired of stupid people being stupid, so they go make friends with the animals instead. What I want to know is how long does it take for someone to be classified a hermit?
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Maybe someone inspiring to be a mentally handicapped turtle? Or maybe a REAL LIFE mentally handicapped turtle!!!
..... Of course you are inferior too me! I AM ALL MIGHTY!! MUAHAHAHA!!
You really have a hermit near you? I would go and meet this hermit just so I could ruin his hermitness. I wonder why people become hermits?
That is true. if you find someone smarter than you, they will point out your misuse and make you feel like a mentally handicapped turtle. Who wants to feel like a mentally handicapped turtle?!
I've always wanted to like- go all hermit like on everyone for like a week and chill out on a mountain top. Be all over that woodlen creature things. We have a hermit that lives over that moutain that you can't see me pionting to there. I've never met him though. Maybe i could join him in his hermitness... Oh no wait that would defeat the purpose.
Well i guess if youused any word that was big sounding, and not often used it woudl make you sound smarter. Unless the guy next too you undertands said words and yoru using them in the wrong context. Than you look kinda stupid.
Well well well. I find it nice that I am not a negative person. There is no point in being negative because it gets you nowhere. So then I accept it as a good thing that I am creepy because therefor I am not a normal participant in said website. This means that I am cooler than everyone else here that attends this site :D. lol.
Yeh, I don't live in the mountains and I do socialize so that makes me not a hermit, but hermits usually are creepy and optimistic. They live in mountains to get away from the world and gain knowledge of what is right and wrong in the world. Sometimes they are just psychopathic hillbillies with a desire to live in nature and kill anything they want and not get in trouble for it. Hermits are weird people.
The word conundrum is underused. It's an AMAZING word that everyone should use. It's one of those words that make you look smarter than you actually are. You use that word and BAM! You are instantly classified as smart .
Well i say its creepy because everyone i know is like- negative in almost every aspect and i find it creeeeeepy to talk to someoen who's like- not negative.
And you can't be a hermit- because techniquly this place is a socail networking site, and since being a hermit requires no socialness contact i.e. talking at all, and living out in a mountain wilderness, you can't be a hermit. Plus I don't think they have a mountin wilderness where you live.
On anouther completly unrealted note- I love you beucase you used the word conundrum. Oh how underused that poor word is!!
I am creepily optimistic? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? lol. Because if I'm creepy and optimistic does that make me a hermit? This is quite a conundrum you have brought up here. Well thank you/not thank you for the nice/mean comment :D. lol.
Yeah you're probably right. I just wish they could have given me a reason for why they didn't accept? But I guess I'll try even harder the next time to impress the oppressors of art! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/25/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
Ummmmm. I don't think dead animals are very soothing. And the funny colourd water makes me wounder. I mean~ is that even water?? And there is a DISTICT lack of skittles here. There is something fishy going on here...
Mmmmmm still beating hearts of dolphins. Nothing else like that in the world.
You are mistaken! I do swear that turtles are not evil!! And how do you know that its thr turtles?? Maybe its the dolphins that are making your believe that TUTRLES are the ones that are evil. Not the dolphins which are.
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/25/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
What are you talking about? Every Skittles factory in the world is conveniently placed near an ocean. It's so.... uhhh.... so the employees can be calm and relaxed as they are working by looking out into the deep blue sea. Don't mind the horrible smell, it's only the smell of.... uhhhh.....*thinking*... Ah HA! It's because animals keep dying in the Skittles cookers because animals cannot resist the taste of the rainbow. Yep. Enjoy your job! It may be the last one you'll ever have. >:D
I guess you wouldn't move there if you were a little wimpy baby. Only the strong can move to Denmark. After you kill them, you must eat their still beating heart to gain their abilities.
O_O.... I never really thought about it that way. Maybe turtles are good?...... No no no no no no no NO! I see what's happening! You are being mind controlled as we speak. I almost fell under their control. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE AND TURN ME INTO A SLAVE! NEVER!
Last edited by BanisherOfSouls at 8:46:08 PM EDT on March 25, 2010.
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/24/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
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I don't know... I've never heard of a skittle factory near an ocean. Are you sure thats where i'm going to work??
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I am SO moving to Denmark! With something as amazing as THAT- why WOULDN'T you want to move there???
Or maybe turtles are just so awesome: that they mak eyou THINK they're evil. *nod nod*
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/24/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
You can start now if you'd like ^^. It's conveniently placed near an ocean and it may look like a sewage plant but it is in fact a Skittles plant.... yep it's a Skittles plant alright. Now you go in there and start you shift.
Yes it is cool how they are killed. They wait until a specific season where all these dolphins migrate so that they can get close to interact with the humans. They are so happy until the people of Denmark begin jumping on them and attaching hooks and harpoons to them while beating them with clubs as they drown in a pool of their own blood. It is truly a sight to behold.
Yes they live for a long time and that's great but did you ever stop to think that the dolphins and turtles are working together?! I mean, the turtles might be using some kind of mind control to make you think they are cool and awesome so that they are not kill. It's all part of their plans for world domination.
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/22/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
... OKAY THAN!! Where do i start? Do i get an office to work in? Ohh so excited!!! ^^
Oh how denmark is amazing! An art it is! I mean how to kill an evil animal like a dolphin IS an art! How to prepare and eat one is quite an art as well!!
Turtles are WAY cooler than dolphins! How can even begain to compare them togeather?!?! Clearly the turtle is MUCH smarter than the dolphin!! I mean if you live as long as a turtle does you HAVE to be doing somthing right!
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/22/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
You're already in! :D Enjoy your new job as the new manager of sewage.... I mean Skittles! *shifty eyes* You can start today if you would like.... PLEASE!
Yeah, you and the people of Denmark shall enjoy the slaughtering of dolphins. Maybe you'll maybe me a guy named Sven who will teach the ropes of dolphin killing. It is an art you know?
.... -_- everything is wrong with turtles! You hate dolphins but love turtles? HOW DARE YOU?! They are both air breathing water livers. That means they are one in the same and must be DESTROYED! >:D
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/21/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
oh see nothing wrong with being a janitor. Unless you have to clean up after YOU. I do however like this manager idea over the skittle factroy. All those wounderful colours packed inside a small building. HEVEN!!! I can dig it. WHere do i sign up?
That is a wounderful idea! I shall have to make plans....
BECAUSE I LIKE TURTLES DAMNIT!! WHATS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!!
T_T
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/21/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
What's wrong with being a janitor? Alright since you insist you can be my personal chef... scratch that you might poison the food. How about you can be the manager of my new Skittles factory. Does that sound better?
You should probably move there. i mean you all share the same hatred for dolphins and you get to kill them so why not?
OH! I have proof! It's sitting right here in my computer >:D. I wonder why you are wearing that turtle shell?
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/20/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
OH no no no no!! Don't you start with me Mr! Awesome position my ass! Being a janitor is nothing short of pathetic! Being forced to clean up after a LESS than clean person is NOT awesome. Think of all that crap that must surround you! All those left over cans of pop and beer, the empty sack of chrisps, and to the HORROR of any man forced to clean up after YOU- your cloths. Oh the horror of such a posistion! I would rather be a Mentaly hadicapped turtle than clean up after YOU!!
Clearly Denmarks ahead of the game on this one. They clearly know the evils that dolphins are capable of! .... Hmmmmm maybe i should move there....
....
I AM NOT! You have no proof i say! NO PROOF!
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/20/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
O_O..... well.... I'm at a loss here. *cough* You have me at a stand still. Alright you have proven your worthiness to me. I will promote you to your new and more AWESOME position of being my loyal janitor. You'll not be a lacky anymore but an actual working person in my House of Manly Awesomeness! You'll have the honor of cleaning up my *cough* messes whether it be after a party or in the bathroom after said party. Think of it as a brand new opportunity :D.
Why would dolphins be evil? I understand that they are suppose to be the smartest animals in the world but they are so nice to be around. It's cool just to pet one or swim with it....... or maybe they are just trying to gain our trust before they initiate their plans to dominate the human race. O_O it all makes sense now! The dolphins must DIE! They've already started in Denmark where it's a tradition to kill one as a passage into man hood.
.... so you are a mentally handicapped turtle! AH HA! I should have seen this earlier.
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/20/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
OH! OH i see how it is!! Calling me such a small pitiful thing not worthy of your attention in comparison to yourself are you!!! Well i would beg to differ! I do think that it is YOU Mister Donny that are the small pitiful thing worthy of MY attention in comparison to myself!! SO HA!
Animals are so much un eviler that peoples are. Well maybe except dolphins. There just pure evil. *glare*
... Maybe i do... maybe i don't... You'll never know.
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/19/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
It's only because it's true >:D. Maybe you can join me in my glory as my lacky. At least it's a step up from being nobody. lol.
Yeah, I guess hermits really do see people for who they are. I mean, some people are just evil. Why not hang out with animals who are not evil? They only kill things for food and don't complain about anything. This may inspire me to become a hermit as well.
Who would inspire to become a mentally handicapped turtle??? I don't even think a mentally handicapped turtle would want to be mentally handicapped unless it's messed up turtle...... do you secretly want to become that turtle? O_O
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/19/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
Your so mean!!
*starts crying*
Yea he lives over on that moutain over there. I would like visit him, but he lives too far up, and i'm too lazy to walk up that way. I like to think people become hermits becuase their tired of stupid people being stupid, so they go make friends with the animals instead. What I want to know is how long does it take for someone to be classified a hermit?
...
Maybe someone inspiring to be a mentally handicapped turtle? Or maybe a REAL LIFE mentally handicapped turtle!!!
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/19/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
..... Of course you are inferior too me! I AM ALL MIGHTY!! MUAHAHAHA!!
You really have a hermit near you? I would go and meet this hermit just so I could ruin his hermitness. I wonder why people become hermits?
That is true. if you find someone smarter than you, they will point out your misuse and make you feel like a mentally handicapped turtle. Who wants to feel like a mentally handicapped turtle?!
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/19/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
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Are you calling me inferior?
I've always wanted to like- go all hermit like on everyone for like a week and chill out on a mountain top. Be all over that woodlen creature things. We have a hermit that lives over that moutain that you can't see me pionting to there. I've never met him though. Maybe i could join him in his hermitness... Oh no wait that would defeat the purpose.
Well i guess if youused any word that was big sounding, and not often used it woudl make you sound smarter. Unless the guy next too you undertands said words and yoru using them in the wrong context. Than you look kinda stupid.
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/18/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
Well well well. I find it nice that I am not a negative person. There is no point in being negative because it gets you nowhere. So then I accept it as a good thing that I am creepy because therefor I am not a normal participant in said website. This means that I am cooler than everyone else here that attends this site :D. lol.
Yeh, I don't live in the mountains and I do socialize so that makes me not a hermit, but hermits usually are creepy and optimistic. They live in mountains to get away from the world and gain knowledge of what is right and wrong in the world. Sometimes they are just psychopathic hillbillies with a desire to live in nature and kill anything they want and not get in trouble for it. Hermits are weird people.
The word conundrum is underused. It's an AMAZING word that everyone should use. It's one of those words that make you look smarter than you actually are. You use that word and BAM! You are instantly classified as smart
.
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/18/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
Thank you/not thank you!! I would never not leave a thankable comment for you!!!
kidding kidding!!
oh dear please don't kill me!!
O.oxim
Well i say its creepy because everyone i know is like- negative in almost every aspect and i find it creeeeeepy to talk to someoen who's like- not negative.
And you can't be a hermit- because techniquly this place is a socail networking site, and since being a hermit requires no socialness contact i.e. talking at all, and living out in a mountain wilderness, you can't be a hermit. Plus I don't think they have a mountin wilderness where you live.
On anouther completly unrealted note- I love you beucase you used the word conundrum. Oh how underused that poor word is!!
T_T
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/18/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
I am creepily optimistic? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? lol. Because if I'm creepy and optimistic does that make me a hermit? This is quite a conundrum you have brought up here. Well thank you/not thank you for the nice/mean comment :D. lol.
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/17/10 | Reply
@BanisherOfSouls:
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dude- i'm all over the jealous scale for your almost creepishly awesome amount of optimism. Yea I as well kinds wish they tell you why.
Anywho- can't wait till yoru next one
;p
matt
BanisherOfSouls
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/16/10 | Reply
@kisskiss-bangbang:
Yeah you're probably right. I just wish they could have given me a reason for why they didn't accept? But I guess I'll try even harder the next time to impress the oppressors of art! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
kisskiss-bangbang
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/16/10 | Reply
Pffffft stuff gets declined all the time- no matter how awesome you think it is- i wouldn't worry too much about it.
;p
matt