This is Juliana's World.

It probably won't make much sense.
I enjoy saying cliche things, that I'm really not.
Such as I'm a down to earth person,
I totally tell people that, but I'm not.

I also don't like, ever use sarcasm or swear.
Ever.

Seriously.

I tend to put music to most everything, and I live on my blackberry.
My goal in life is to own a hotel.
Or to be born. But whatever happens first.

I hate those damned ads on tv about cash for gold.

I have a fear of Sunmaid raisin lady, and walking across bridges.

My life is more confusing when I talk about it in depth.

So I'll spare you the grimy details of my painstakingly boring life.

I'm on a constant search for applicable ukrainian baby makers, and bathtubs that spit out fire.

Anxiety suck ass.
And so does dried play-dough.

I enjoy ice cream best when it's winter.

I have an odd craving for weirdness.

So, I was thinking today.
I need some weirdness in my life.
So I drove about an hour and went into a random AT&T store, found a cute guy working there, and totally hit on him while pretending to have cellular phone issues.

Afterwards, he texted me, saying he'll definetly always be up for me calling him when I have more problems.
I was relaying this to my friend while texting her, and she said, "Ask him out on a hot date. What's the worst he could respond? I mean, he could say *smack* or even better *smack that boo-tay*"
Which, made me laugh even though it really wasn't funny.
I didn't ask him out.
But I'm wondering.
What's the scariest thing someone could ever say to you?

Fill my craving people.