Konnichiwa Mina!
I am Smilez. I just want to make the people laaaaaugh.

Say the underlined parts out loud:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

You eat your poo!?

^^

JOkeS.

I found these online. i hope ya guys like em!

Q: Why is Light like a lift?
A: Because he's an L evader.

your so stupid someone handed u the deathnote and u thought they wanted your autograph

your mama's so fat, even naruto can't believe it!

Q-how many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One, but it takes him 10 episodes!

Orochimaru is as staight as a rainbow! ^^

I'll add more laaaaaaaaaaater