Konnichiwa Mina!
I am Smilez. I just want to make the people laaaaaugh.

Say the underlined parts out loud:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

You eat your poo!?

^^

More jokies! (FMA)

Srry I haven't been able to come on (that is if anyone even cares) but I has some jokes for you!!! :D

1. Ed is so short not even Naruto would believe it >:D

2.What's Al's fav. dance?
A: THE ROBOT XDDDD

3. What's black and blue and has only 2 teeth?
A: The last person who called Ed short :3

4. This thing is white and will take over the world.
A: MILK. (i'm serious milk will kill us all >:(

5. What kind of car would Al drive?
A: A NISSAN XD

Yeah. I'm too tired to find/write any more. Hope you likey? Dey weren't dat good but OH WELL :D

I left my death note at your house btw. would you mind mailing it back to me?
there;s only one name in it:

INSERT NAME OF HATED ANIME CHARACTER HERE:__________________