wth.....
disgrace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1gBlkXv8Sc

For some reason, toys always go to creative lengths to make up stuff, you know?

"hey look, I got a unique Dark Knight toy that you have never seen before, he can do this, and that and has this cool looking accessory..."

If I saw that I would just end up pointing it and laughing because it's so damn silly. But hey its what kids like right? >_>;

All I can think is: Batman + Naruto = Bastard child

I can't stop thinking of the Mads' action figure from an episode of MST:

Johnny Long-Torso, Johnny Long-Torso,
The man who comes in pieces! Wh-tsh!

How about the part where he wears a jetpack that shoots a foot long rocket at the joker?

That might have been the Ninja Turtles though, I'm not sure.

More power to them, I say. :D If I could make money that way...

@SomeGuy:

But.... But it's Samuel L. Mutha effin' Jackson.

He escapes raptors with three limbs intact. The lack of those accessories may well be the only things that kept Windu from surviving the third movie.

Also, I'm very disappointed in the lack of Indiana Joker.

@SomeGuy:

Yeah, I totally see what you're getting at. *watches too many toy commercials that she'll willingly admit to*

@Nehszriah:

Actually, I find the Kenner Star Wars figures are pretty good. Very true to the character models, accessorized with things they actually used, and the characters at least wore different clothes throughout the movies so they could change it up.

But like . . . if they made a "Frontline Assault Mace Windu" action figure with grey, boxy armour and some sort of machine-gun/repeating-blaster rig harnessed over his shoulders, then they will have crossed a line.

Same with X-Men action figures like when they package Cyclops with some sort of pistol. Why the crap would Cyclops need a gun? He shoots laser beams from his flippin' eyes!

Kinda see what I'm gettin' at?

needs moar Joker w/ pencil accessory

...but you see, most children are dumbasses, as well as their parents who buy the stuff for them. I can understand a select few for the hardcore obsessives, but I agree that toy marketing can easily go spinning out of control.

Indiana Jones? Oh yeah. Star Wars? Uh-huh... and these are movies that the seven-to-eleven-year-olds in which these toys are being marketed to shouldn't really be watching. Well... the prequel trilogy of Star Wars anyways.

At least it is better than the Naruto my mother and I found while shopping one day that had interchangeable hands. They came off at the wrist and you could make different hand signals and be all cool and summon things. My mom laughed; I rolled my eyes.

Children.