Welcome to my world.

I'm SomeGuy, 29 years old, residing in Vancouver, BC, Canada. I've studied English Literature, Chinese Martial Arts, and am currently pursuing careers in writing - possibly even in the anime industry itself.

And I work for this site.

And you should be watching Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad.
Or watching Ranma 1/2.
Or learning about the Shinsengumi.
Or planning to visit Vancouver, The Best Place On Earth (actual marketing motto).

Here at the "Smallville" page, I have my personal blog where I'll post about anything and everything. If ya need me or otherwise need to know anything from/about me, here's where I'll be.

If you're really looking for my more professional, site-type stuff, you wanna head over my "Metropolis" world.

(Banner Design Courtesy of Red Tigress - thanks Red!)

October 13th, Hell Yeah!!!

Don't expect to see much of me for the next . . . I dunno, month? If I'm not working, I'll be playing Uncharted 2: Among Thieves.

Gonn' be busy with that. Just telling you now.

So instead, if you need amusement, I bring you this chatlog:

SunfallE poofs
sakurasista: ok
sakurasista: bye
SunfallE left the room. (Logged out)
sakurasista: im still hungry
waiting for wings left the room. (Logged out)
sakurasista awkward silence
SomeGuy: So there I was, balls deep in the family cat . . .
sakurasista: then what happened?
SomeGuy: it died of cancer
sakurasista: oh
sakurasista: true story?
SomeGuy: True like Fargo
sakurasista: ah
Shinmaru: Were the balls inert?
SomeGuy: Mmmm . . . . would've been my balls, so probably not
SomeGuy: The cat's were, though. Cancer and all
SomeGuy: Cancer of the balls. It's tragic
Shinmaru: That's a rough way to go.
Shinmaru tells you: I'm sorry, but there are few funnier phrases than "cancer of the balls".
You tell Shinmaru: I'm just sad I didn't get a bigger pop from "balls deep in the family cat"
SomeGuy: Almost as rough as the cat's balls
sakurasista: huh
SomeGuy: Just imagine a cat's tongue
SomeGuy: But with balls
SomeGuy: instead of a tongue, it's balls
sakurasista left the room. (Logged out)
Shinmaru: LOL
SomeGuy: Booyah

There's context to all that. Probably.

Anyway, yeah. Uncharted 2. Schedule's been cleared.

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