Welcome to my world.

I'm SomeGuy, 29 years old, residing in Vancouver, BC, Canada. I've studied English Literature, Chinese Martial Arts, and am currently pursuing careers in writing - possibly even in the anime industry itself.

And I work for this site.

And you should be watching Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad.
Or watching Ranma 1/2.
Or learning about the Shinsengumi.
Or planning to visit Vancouver, The Best Place On Earth (actual marketing motto).

Here at the "Smallville" page, I have my personal blog where I'll post about anything and everything. If ya need me or otherwise need to know anything from/about me, here's where I'll be.

If you're really looking for my more professional, site-type stuff, you wanna head over my "Metropolis" world.

(Banner Design Courtesy of Red Tigress - thanks Red!)

So This Happened...

I mostly didn't make this, to be fair. I did help with building the other bits though; this is a 23-person project, so I'm really just a cog in the machine.

Still . . . DANANA NAH, NAH, NAH, DANANA, NAHHHH!!!

Con's also in like, two weeks. Shit.

Looking Forward . . .

Guys . . . why have I chosen this as a summer cosplay?

This is actually legitimately the most ridiculous looking character I have ever wanted to cosplay.

Everyone else in the game has a nice normal "on the ground" pose. But nooo, Joseph had to go off and be special.

Also, crazy eyes.

Goddamnit, Joseph . . .

You Folks Might Be Interested . . .

Cosplay plans for Sakura-Con look to be Nathan Drake, Alfheim!Kirito, and . . . um . . . Prince Demand.

Drake is Drake. But I may have a friend skulking about as a Chloe, so it'd be worth our whiles to get some hilarious shots of us together in daytime light for once.

Alfheim!Kirito came about after a great deal of unspoken unease between myself and another friend. Sometimes you just really feel like there aren't enough characters in a series, y'know? And I know how ridiculous that sounds when describing SAO . . . but apparently it happened. Go fig.

As for Prince Demand . . . . . well, the girls all wanted to do Sailor Moon cosplays. I still had spots to fill in. Thankfully, I found out about the Black Moon Clan, otherwise I'd have to go as one of the ultra-fabulous Shitennou guys . . . and I think I would just really prefer to not have to do that, y'know? Also, I don't remember much of the episodes involving the Black Moon Clan, so I need to do ressearch. Otherwise, I'll just be a fake geek guy.

And that would be hilarious.

Oh! While on the subject of cosplay, look what I made for a special Christmas present that a bunch of people roped together by "Fuckyeahuncharted" on tumblr made for Naughty Dog!

It all got put together into a book and package and shipped off to the game makers. It was fun to be a part of that.

We Are Fairy Tail!

Heh, lookit these assholes all dressed up like weirdos:

Good times . . .

Oh hai look!

I'm on G4TV!

And we're on Kotaku!

Oh hey, my buddy's on Kotaku too!

Oh cosplay . . . sadly, no one from the Uncharted area took my picture. That would have been good . . .