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Dude, Mickey Mouse Is A D-Bag!

Reading up about Epic Mickey the other night gave me a craving to watch older cartoons from the '20s and early '30s when Mickey was still a shit-disturber before being put into the straight man position between Donald and Dippy Dawg Goofy. That led to YouTube, which led to TV Tropes, which led back to YouTube after one entry.

Gotta say it. Mickey was a ripe bastard back in the roaring '20s. I present to you, "Plane Crazy" from 1928. Now, the whole 6 minute short is pretty good, but the main part I want you guys to pay attention to (or skip to if you're short on time) to the bits from 4:15 to 5:00:

Mickey, you're a douchebag.

Also, the bit at the 2 minute mark where he rips the tail out of that turkey is a bit of a dick move too. God damn it, Mickey Mouse. You asshole.

Which leads us to another hilarious piece of classic Disney featuring Donald Duck:

It's no Wilhelm, but you know he just died a little inside at that one. Ouch.