Welcome to my world.

I'm SomeGuy, 29 years old, residing in Vancouver, BC, Canada. I've studied English Literature, Chinese Martial Arts, and am currently pursuing careers in writing - possibly even in the anime industry itself.

And I work for this site.

And you should be watching Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad.
Or watching Ranma 1/2.
Or learning about the Shinsengumi.
Or planning to visit Vancouver, The Best Place On Earth (actual marketing motto).

Here at the "Smallville" page, I have my personal blog where I'll post about anything and everything. If ya need me or otherwise need to know anything from/about me, here's where I'll be.

If you're really looking for my more professional, site-type stuff, you wanna head over my "Metropolis" world.

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Mada Mada Dane . . .

Fist bump me, Great One, for I have playoffed. It's been twelve days since my last shave...

Okay, I think I have it figured out. I need to wear a green shirt on game days so we have a better chance of winning. Games 3 and 4, I wore a blue shirt and we got spanked. Last game I had a blue shirt under my work shirt (which is currently green) and we squeaked another 1-0 to bring the series to 3-2. So it's gotta be the green shirt.

Also, yesterday morning I parted my hair on the left instead of the usual right. I'll do that on Monday as well - couldn't hurt.

Seriously, 'Nucks, I would be super appreciative if you could finish this series in Boston on Monday. I have that day off and would love to have a party downtown with 80,000 other people all happy about the same thing. If you force it to game seven, I don't get off work until after the second period. I would much rather not have to do that, if that's at all possible.

Anyway, 14 years ago Vancouver got into a position like this and failed (fucking Rangers . . .). Let's give 'er another go . . .

Haters Gonna Hate . . . oh Boston . . .

There's a mind-blowing Stanley Cup finals troll video featured on YouTube right now. It's official: it's on . . .

LANGUAGE WARNING!!!!!!!

It's nothing personal, Boston. But for the sake of civil prosperity, we have to destroy you.

A Good Start . . .

Seriously Vancouver. You need to stop breaking our souls with these long, scoreless games and then only finally scoring the one and only goal in the LAST MINUTE of play. Seriously.

Whatevs. We were downtown when it happened. Downtown was crazy. Hilarity ensued.

One down, three to go . . . also, I hear New York and the rest of the Eastern Conference is cheering for Vancouver. I have no problem with that.

About time, Vancouver!

The Canucks have FINALLY won the playoff series against the Blackhawks. It only took overtime in game 7 after going into game 4 with a three win lead.

Idiots. See, this is why it's so hard to be a Canucks fan. When they're good, they're great . . . then they let you down hard like an anvil suspended by a lead balloon caught in the planet Jupiter's gravity.

So seriously. About goddamn time, Vancouver.

So I shall celebrate with a giant 1 liter can of Asahi that I bought in Seattle.

Seriously, Uwajimaya is the greatest store ever.

Anyway, I'll start writing up those con reports maybe tonight.

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