Welcome to my world.

I'm SomeGuy, 29 years old, residing in Vancouver, BC, Canada. I've studied English Literature, Chinese Martial Arts, and am currently pursuing careers in writing - possibly even in the anime industry itself.

And I work for this site.

And you should be watching Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad.
Or watching Ranma 1/2.
Or learning about the Shinsengumi.
Or planning to visit Vancouver, The Best Place On Earth (actual marketing motto).

Here at the "Smallville" page, I have my personal blog where I'll post about anything and everything. If ya need me or otherwise need to know anything from/about me, here's where I'll be.

If you're really looking for my more professional, site-type stuff, you wanna head over my "Metropolis" world.

(Banner Design Courtesy of Red Tigress - thanks Red!)

I'm a jerk . . .

Courtesy of Skype . . . and the old Spider-Man theme:

Shimaru, Shinmaru,
Doesn't have a paid job to do,
At his desk, wastes his day,
watching Japanese anime,

Go look! That lazy-assed Shinmaru

Is he smart? Yes and no,
Knows his stuff but is kinda slow,
Writes in prose, wins the jam,
Though he sounds like a great big ham,

It’s true! Lame is that Shinmaru…

In the still of night,
Normal folk are asleep,
Not ol’ Shin’, that’s right!
He’s awake… what a creep!

Shinmaru, Shinmaru,
No-life Mexican Shinmaru,
Real world, he’s ignored,
Paychecks, friends and girls make him bored,

To him,
He’d choose not to pursue,
Neither some plain shampoo,
That’s goddamned Shinmaruuu!

Love ya Shin'. Platonic-like and such, naturally.

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