Fist bump me, Great One, for I have playoffed. It's been twelve days since my last shave...

Okay, I think I have it figured out. I need to wear a green shirt on game days so we have a better chance of winning. Games 3 and 4, I wore a blue shirt and we got spanked. Last game I had a blue shirt under my work shirt (which is currently green) and we squeaked another 1-0 to bring the series to 3-2. So it's gotta be the green shirt.

Also, yesterday morning I parted my hair on the left instead of the usual right. I'll do that on Monday as well - couldn't hurt.

Seriously, 'Nucks, I would be super appreciative if you could finish this series in Boston on Monday. I have that day off and would love to have a party downtown with 80,000 other people all happy about the same thing. If you force it to game seven, I don't get off work until after the second period. I would much rather not have to do that, if that's at all possible.

Anyway, 14 years ago Vancouver got into a position like this and failed (fucking Rangers . . .). Let's give 'er another go . . .