Courtesy of Skype . . . and the old Spider-Man theme:
Shimaru, Shinmaru,
Doesn't have a paid job to do,
At his desk, wastes his day,
watching Japanese anime,
Go look! That lazy-assed Shinmaru
Is he smart? Yes and no,
Knows his stuff but is kinda slow,
Writes in prose, wins the jam,
Though he sounds like a great big ham,
It’s true! Lame is that Shinmaru…
In the still of night,
Normal folk are asleep,
Not ol’ Shin’, that’s right!
He’s awake… what a creep!
Shinmaru, Shinmaru,
No-life Mexican Shinmaru,
Real world, he’s ignored,
Paychecks, friends and girls make him bored,
To him,
He’d choose not to pursue,
Neither some plain shampoo,
That’s goddamned Shinmaruuu!
Love ya Shin'. Platonic-like and such, naturally.
