(Footage courtesy of Utah:)

Things for everyone to do today:

• Have a Molson, a Kokanee, a Labatt, a Sleeman, or an Alexander Keith with your dinner.
• Sew a flag on your backpack.
• Add some extra U's to your colourful, honourable words.
• Put cheese curds and gravy on your french fries.
• Watch a bunch of shows dubbed by Ocean Studios. Or ReBoot.
• Watch some old, good episodes of Saturday Night Live.
• Chase a beaver. Like, the actual animal. Pervert.

Happy birthday, country o' mine, and Happy Canada Day, guys! Oh, but don't screw up the "eh?". That pisses us off.