(Footage courtesy of Utah:)
Things for everyone to do today:
- Have a Molson, a Kokanee, a Labatt, a Sleeman, or an Alexander Keith with your dinner.
- Sew a flag on your backpack.
- Add some extra U's to your colourful, honourable words.
- Put cheese curds and gravy on your french fries.
- Watch a bunch of shows dubbed by Ocean Studios. Or ReBoot.
- Watch some old, good episodes of Saturday Night Live.
- Chase a beaver. Like, the actual animal. Pervert.
Happy birthday, country o' mine, and Happy Canada Day, guys! Oh, but don't screw up the "eh?". That pisses us off.
