@kisskiss-bangbang:

As fun as that sounds its not going to get me to grow a mullet.

*Walks dramatically up to oblivion gate pause and looks out at sun for one moment before walking in*

No way in or out of hell.

For those with funny hats, We salute you.

@Nacht:

Not even one thing? Not one simple thing? Like. Saaaaaay. *thinks* Dropping a solid brick of calcium in a tub of water?? That'd be fun.

*salutes* Hes so brave!

If we *go* to hell how about that?

Yay! *high fives self* Go funny guys on horse back!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No.

*Holds up katana* I'll use this till my last breath *walks off dramatically*

No way in hell.

Yes Canadians are awesome and have funny guys on horseback.

@Nacht:

Will you do ANYTHING I ask?? At all? Anything? One thing?

*holds up knife* You will need this. Good luck

Just once! Once! No camrea I swear!

I agree! It teachs that canadains indeed are, amazing.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Not growing a mullet. End of story.

I don't know. I am so upset know that I may throw myself into an oblivion gate.

No! I am not crossdressing!

I'm not sure. I think you might have to sell government documents to Russia to be considered a traitor.
But back on subject, I have no idea why we don't teach it to the next generation. Perfect lesson really

@Nacht:

Are you sure? Its not that hard I mean. I knew a girl who had a mullet once...

*pause* I'M SO SORRY MR NACHT! *glomps* CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME *holds onto neck*

Please? Just a little? Than you don't have to grow a mullet!

It might be. I have no idea. Maybe you should stand on a soapbox when you write things like this. Or does that only apply when your in Hide Park? Hyde?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Your right. I won't set myself on fire. But I still won't grow a mullet.

Are you saying I'm an egotist? I'm hurt Matt, Deeply hurt.

Your not cross dressing me!

I wonder if its considered treason to bash America like this....

@Nacht:

Don't do that! Its kinda hurts! Granted ninjas will not attack you but still! Uncalled for! A mullet is a FAR beter fate to suffer by!

Didn't you hear? Awesomeness is closly linked to ones ego. The bigger the ego the more awesome a person is. There was a study. Makes sense to. Why do you think Dante is so awesome?

Oh! Glad that you agree! *smiles*

Well I can't deny it.... *coughs*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No. I will not grow a mullet. I would sooner set myself on fire.

Who said anything about ego? I'm just so awesome that I can use my awesomeness to give me great strength.

Yeah you do- Wait what?

Perhaps we Americans forgot. That certainly seems about par for us.

@Nacht:

You can never truely understand a mullent unless you have one! SO! Therefore to further increase your understanding of mullert-wearing people every where you should grow one! Chop chop!

Sounds about right. Minus the awesome bit of course. A large ego does not make you incredibly strong.

*sigh* I guess I'll go back to my Nacht-dress-up plan again.

In no country where I have asked it have a single person ever heard of it! They do not even speak of it on your lovely teli! Its a mystery to me.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I've never really understood the point of a mullet. To me the only one who could pull them off was Kurt Russell. And even then I'm not sure if he had a mullet.

By channeling my innate awesomeness.

Damn right I win.

Perhaps some Canadians are still ashamed of that. Don't know why I never found the white house and all that monument stuff impressive anyway.

@Nacht:

Wouldn't want to see him on my TV either. Well. Besides in the movies. Also- I enjoyed that mullet thank you very much!

*wispears* I wanna know how he LIFTS those guys. They are huuuuuug!

Ekkk! No no nononono! You win you win! No hair glomps!! *sweat drops*

Nah. It was Canada. No dought 'bout that. Though they will NOT teach that in schoo for the life on me! Weird....

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Ahnold is a politician don't forget that. Als, That is an absurdly long mullet.

Nothing can stop me! After all I'm throwing eighties action stars at you! *raises Stallone and Van-Damme*

Well I do! So get back! *grabs katana*

Eh? Oh I thought the British did that. Well wasn't that like almost three hundred years ago? Little late to mad about that.

@Nacht:

I would rather see a ten year kid with a mullet that reaches his knees, than polititions. Way cooler.

*ducks* WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE

No no no no!! Its okay! Really I have NO PROBLEM with it!

Uh. We burnt down your white house. Don't feel like getting payback for that?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Why did someone think that was putting on the news? I mean its not we have shortage of douche politicians to show instead.

Nothing can stop me now! *Hurls Ahnold*

No that is not fine! and you stay away from me!

Why would I want to take over Canada? You guys gave us Justin Bieber God only knows what ELSE you guys have up there...

@Nacht:

I once saw the kid that one the worlds longest mullet on the news once. That wassn't boring.

Ekkkk! *ducks* PLEASE!!! NACHT COMEONE ANYTHING! ANYTHING REALLY!

Okay. :3 Everyone excpet you hows that??

Ohhhh!! *puts down stool* I thought you ment Canada! Okay no worries!! ^^

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

The news is boring. As are newspapers. Except for the funnies, those are awesome.

Never! *Ahnold*

Thats fine Matt. As long as you don't chase people down the street trying to touch their hair.

No! I meant of the library! Takeover the library and get rid of all childrens books, Twilight, and romances.

@Nacht:

I think you should start. You might find out how awesome Canada really is.

JUST STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME, PLEASE *throws arms over head*

*taps fingers togeather* No! I just. Like hair. Thats all! :3

Bring it on mate. We Canadains pwn you guys anytime!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No. I don't watch the news.

Bwahahaha! I am awesome!! Wait what was that about anything I want?

Umm I think you have a problem there Matty.

Yep I knew it. Hostile takeover time.

@Nacht:

Well duh. Have you not seen the news lately??

PLEASE NO!!! I DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING REALLY!! STOP PLEASE!!!!

Well if it helps; everytime I see someone with long hair I get excited and wanna touch it....

Up. Sounds like ma libary!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Canada exists in a different universe? Wow.

Good! Fell the pain!

I don't know. Every time I get mistaken for a girl someone just sees long hair and thinks "Girl"

Of course they have it! The only reason they wouldn't is if they were a bunch of anti-awesome douches!

@Nacht:

In the Canadain universe?

SOMONE PLASE STOP BLONDIE FROM THROWING THINNGGS!!! THEY HURT! *sobs*

Or they aren't wearing their glasses?

I hope its in said libary...... Whats it about?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

In what universe is ten months not that long?

Nooo I'm having to much fun to stop now.

I'm starting to think people just aren't that observant anymore.

Yes go read. It's one of the best Urban Fantasy series out there! GO!

@Nacht:

You can make it! Its not that far away!!

*ducks* PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!!

No worries. I've been mistake for a dude an uncountable amount of times. It happens.

Okay??

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Until Halloween? Thats over ten months away!

*Pauses* nothing. I guess this is entirely pointless. *goes back to throwing stuff*

No I am a guy. A guy who has been mistaken for a girl at least fifty times.

Well go to the library and read it!

@Nacht:

I'm not telling you. Until halloween! Hows that?

Noooo! No no no mean things!! What have I done to deserve this?? *sob*

Well. Really I can't ''burn bitch'' you. Becuase your not a bitch. Ad far as I know. Unless.... *gives once over*

Not heard of, or read.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

How about yes?

Well of course it's mean, That's why I'm doing it!

Burn bitch? Do you really want to go there? *pulls out flamethrower* Cause I think I have the advantage here.

Are you telling me that you have not read The Dresden Files?

@Nacht:

Hmmmmmm... No. *grins*

Naaaaah. I mean thrwoing BRICKS at innocent PEOPLE is a little mean. Granted.

I'VE HERD OF CLIVE BAKER! BURN BITCH! I mean. Uh. That was terrible ruse of me. Uhhhh. *coughs* Sorry what was that? Premature excitment you say? Yea just a tad.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Tell me what your planning Matt.

Yes but have you done it as a werewolf? Because I think chasing people down as a werewolf when all they've done to you is sneeze in your direction is pretty damn mean.

Okay I haven't heard of James Clavell but have you heard of Roland Smith? Clive Barker? Hideyuki Kikuchi? or Jim Butcher?

@Nacht:

Nothing! Nothing at all! *smiles sweetly*

Naaaaaah- Mr Nacht isn't a mean cruel person at all! I mean I've murded LOTS of people on Morrorwind AND Oblivion! And I'm not a cruel evilminded person!

Hey I know about batman! Chalk up a point for Matt!! Also- no I have never heard about Hellboy. But you've never heard about Shogun. Or most likely James Clavell for that matter. So there! AHAHAHAH!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

That or what? What are you thinking?

Well don't I am a cruel person who has butchered entire populations of towns on Morrowind.

Two years ago? I can barely go one day without getting on wiki. How could you have not heard of Hellboy? That's like not knowing about Batman.

@Nacht:

Aw but it would be so awesome!! *grins* Well its either that or..... *sly grin*

I do I do! Putting a poor defenceless harmless girl in a full body cast! SO CRUEL! *fains fainting*

That would be a no on all three accounts. Again I don't get out much. In fact if you really want to know how badly I don't get out. The last time I even ventured into the relms of Wiki-ness was when I was back in high school. That was two years ago. And I'll get there in a minute!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

The hell you have!

What you expect niceness from someone with the name of Mr. Nacht?

No excuse! You should know who Ron Perlman is! Surely you've seen Hellboy? Cronos? The Last Winter? on second thought don't watch that last one it's awful. But back on point, Go to Wikipedia now dammit!!

@Nacht:

I think it is. in fact- I tink I have found your next halloween costume Nacht!

But but but- THATS MEAN MR NACHT! *cries*

No I have no idea who this 'Ron Perlman' is. In fact I don't think I have ever heard of him, whatever it is he does or anything refrenced to him. My apoligies but from years of living out in the middle of no where at all- my socail life tends to dimish rather quickly. So exscuse my repetitive stupidness about any pop culture refrences. Or anything that happened in the last 20 years for that matter.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

You think me as a giant dog biscuit would be awesome. That is a weird sense of awesome.

Oh I won't kill you, I'll just put you in a body cast for a year.:)

You don't know who Ron Perlman is? Matt go to YouTube, Wikipedia, and any other big information site and find out who he is!

My apologies, I am a pop culture reference machine.

@Nacht:

*blinks* How so?

PLEASE MR NACHT! DUN KILL ME!! *latchs self to roof tiles*

Yea. It was scary. Also- who is that? Who are all of these people you keep talking about! Stop with this confusing pop cultre refrences Nacht! My brain is too small to handel such things!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No I think you are.

Minions! arm the meatloaf with mushrooms AND grenades!

That actually happened? If I see Ron Perlman on a magazine cover my reaction is "Oh I wonder if thats worth buying?" Not squeal at the sight of a gorram picture of him!

Just another crappy kids sitcom. Loud, obnoxious, and stupidly popular.

@Nacht:

Naaaaaah- I think your looking at this all wrong.

No! No! ANYTHING But THE MEATLoAF!!! *sobs*

Yea them! The joney guys! I remember them... and by remember I mean I was buying food one day and they where on a magazine and some random did a fan scream over it. XD

And what is this- icarly?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

You have a weird sense of awesome.

Okay I'll just throw radioactive mushrooms at you then. :) And Maybe some old meatloaf too.

Ah yes the Jonas Brothers, The Disney manufactured group of singers who have about as much musical talent as as the girl from iCarly.

@Nacht:

Well you being EATEN not so much. Thats just weird. You as a gaint dog cookie. AWWWWESOME

NOOOOOO! PLEASE NOOO! I DO ANYTHING! NO THROWING OF SOLID OBJECT PLEASE!

Oh. So does that mean your sixteen now? Huh. Thought you where older. Anyway- They're like. The jonny brothers or something? I really don't have a clue what their name is

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

How is me getting eaten cute? what kind of sick cannibal fetish do you have?

Just for that I think I'll throw in some grenades too. :)

No I'm sixteen, And I have no idea who Whast His Brother is.

@Nacht:

Becuase its cuuuute~ *snickers*

NO BRICKS PLEASE!! I DUN WANNNNA DIIIIIIIE *latchs self to roof*

So wait hes 17??? WEEEIIIIRD. Hes not like anouther Whast His Brother is he?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Whats so funny about me being the dog treat? I'm getting eaten by a dog!

I still can't hear you! You say you want to be pummeled by bricks? Okay!

He's some pop singer who has an insane following here in america. Oh and the best part is he's my age! He got picked up by accident when a music producer accidently clicked on his youtube video and saw dollar signs.

And he is awful.

@Nacht:

Hehe... *snicke* Your the dog treat... hehe... *covers mouth with hands*

No no no!! No Bricks Mr Nacht!!

I swear I donn't think I've heard of him. Who is he anyway? A random music dude? And most canadain music people aren't the best so. Yea. No offence Micheal. ^.^'

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I am the dog treat! therefore I'm doomed either way. At least Jason's cousin would only stab.

What did you say? You do want bricks thrown at you? Okay! no problem!

I'm not lying. I've only listened to one Bieber song and my life will never be the same.

Hey! How can you now know who Bieber is? He came from Canada!

@Nacht:

Dog treats my friend! Food is the unviversal language!! With it you can one day hope to teh rule the world! Or at least stop a dog from eating you whole.... And no I havn't. XD XD XD Laaaame I know eh?

Awww- please no bricks?? I like my face arranged the way it is!!! D:

Okay! I'll trust you Mr Nachy Nacht!! *sly grin* But I swear if your lying to me...

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

How am I supposed to make friends with a dog that is eating my face? And I am not going to make friendly with Jason Vorhees second cousin! have you seen Friday The 13th?

Hmmm... To throw rocks or not to throw rocks that is the question.

Good, now Matt listen to me, NEVER search Justin Bieber. Your life will be much better that way.

@Nacht:

Uh- if they have a dog than you make FRIENDS with it! The key hear is to make friendly with everyone!! You need to be more OPEN Nacht! Be crazy and lovely and FRIENDLY!!

*grins* Okay so I'll just like. Climb on your roof and stand outside your window in a funky pose for kicks. See how long ot takes before someone shoots me or something.

Awwwwwww!! I have no idea who that is.... -.-'

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Ok I can see some of the fun there, but what if the person was a cannibal? or Jason Vorhees second cousin? What if they have a mean as shit dog? Then what?

I don't mind if you come up to my door, It's just I don't want you to walk right in without permission.

Well I don't know how to the other thing so, Bieber it is! and Whatever Disney singer I can find at the time.

@Nacht:

Thats no fun!! Half of the fun is just WALKEN' in!! For showing up when your not ment to. When you like- follow someone home. And than like. Show up. *grins* Also- remind me to never- NEVER just show up at your door...

But thats not as fuuuuun!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Basic manners are knocking at the door and politely asking if you can use the phone to call a cab, Not waltzing in like this is Morrowind.

Why don't I just make them listen to a Justin Bieber song. It would have roughly the same effect.

@Nacht:

No no no!! Thats no fun! You must be friendly and nice! How are we ever going to get to be a right proper Canadain if we can't teach you basic manners!!

No. You go along and cause brain overlaoding to other brain overload virgins.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

How about I tell them to get out and sic my zombie, I mean!, dog.
Yeah dog.

And do what with them? Attempt to stop a tank with my mind? Go to a Twilight con and hypnotize everyone there?

@Nacht:

You ask them if they'd like something to drink and eat and offer up a remote?? I thought it was simple....

Brillent! Next step- Taking advantage of your newly found overloading powers!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I know I am.

It certainly sounds nice up there but I don't how I would deal with random people walking into my house. Canada or the UK? hmmmm...

Okay.

@Nacht:

Awww Nacht yoru so NICE!

Yea in canada we're all cool like that. *shrugs* I think Mr Nacht and Miss Dusky should move to Canada- we're funner here. *winks* Also- no crocodile....

Well! Consider yourself no longer a brain overload virgin!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I don't hate them, I just consider them to be egotistical asses.

I consider it weird because in america you don't do things like that. Or you will get, beat up, eaten by a crocodile, or arrested by the police. Depends on where you live.

Yes but not to me!

@Nacht:

*bursts out laughing* Your a gag Nacht boy! Your the only one I know who hates those GUYS that much.

How is that odd? I do things like that all the time. Thats most likely why I don't live in America. I'm just to canadain....

*puts a bag on ice oh head* Its okay Nacht. These things happen.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Pluto IS a planet I don't care those dicks at the planet foundation say otherwise.

Yeah you'd definitely get shot if you did that here. Oddly enough I have no trouble picturing you doing something like that.

Brain overload.

@Nacht:

Can I come? I wanna visit a non-planet!!

Well in CANADA you can! Where you live I'd venture you'd get shoot. And it is a true story- because I've done it. And so did that random guy. Walked right into our yard, sat down on the futon and chilled out. Had no clue who it was.

I woudl suspect that you could accept it?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Screw this I'm going to Pluto.

Really? I didn't think you'd be able to do that. Wow learn something new every day.
And no that was not a true story. Well it probably is for someone but not anyone I know.

Is confused.

@Nacht:

Yes sir! Death via bugs it is!

Well in Canada you could just walk into a house say hi and sit down and join in on a game of COD. But thats us. Also that is a true story. I had NO IDEA who that guy was. XD

I would suspect so.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

We're doomed.

I don't know what its like in Canada but in America we tend to frown on that sort of thing. It results in jail, criminal records, and buckshot up the ass.

Could I?

@Nacht:

Well I'd be all over that. But I lost my earaser see...

Try someones house. there is BOUND to be someone in Whatever Town that has one!

You could accept it!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No, that would just make them MORE scary. What if we just erase them from all existence?

With all my luck I'd get two feet away before being detained by security guards.

I don't know what to say this has never happened before.

@Nacht:

Well if I drew happy faces on all of them would that be better? Like Wally MART style??

Awwwww~ Thats no fair! I think you should like. Go steal one. Or something. *hint hint*

Well okay. Not fuzzy. That woudl be rather creepy. But you *are* cute!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Even those I hate. I'd much better with bugs if they weren't so bloody creepy.

Unfortunately since I don't have an Xbox and am currently out of money, so I'll have to wait to but the PC version of the first one.

Actually there is every reason to get violent. Because. I. Am. Not. Cute. And. Fuzzy.

@Nacht:

Only the ones that bite you mind you. And spiders. Don't like spiders...

YES! Its really really good! You should play it as soon as possible. Which for most people isn't that soon. Oh well! GO PLAY IT!

Hey now lets not get voilent!! You can't deny the truth!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Amen to that, bugs are creepy little bastards.

Ahh I see. Never played Fable is it fun?

The hell I am! *grabs flashbang*

@Nacht:

I hate bugs. So much. I swear. I don't even begin to understand why some people love them so muc.

Um well. I'm playing Fabel III and my stupid dog keeps running in and out of the water during a cut scene making that splashing noise. It was getting really annoying.

Yea cute and fuzzie! :3

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yeah bugs do the same thing here. In summer it gets to the point you have to retreat inside or be eaten alive.

What the hell was all that about?

Cute and fuzzy? Okay thats it your are going to feel the wrath of SWAT AND The Hulk.

@Nacht:

Well they are Canadain bugs. They like- swarm you. And eat you alive. Mayne thats his one true weaknes- WOULD YOU STOP MOVING YOU STUPID DOG!?!?!? *ahem* Sorry about that...

No nono. A teddy bear! Waaay more you than a taser. I mean- Nacht is all cute and fuzzy! A taser is not so much.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Sure those will work, now go train!

Um if tanks can't stop The Hulk I don't think bugs will.

Noo, I think I'll stick with the taser. That is very much me.

@Nacht:

I have a bunch of army friends! How about those! *lights up*

Not something that I want to ever see in canada... Maybe the bugs will get you before you can get to the border....

Um not really. Tasers kinda hurt... I think you should go for the teddy bear. Much more nacht like!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*sigh* you need to practice Matt. Seriously go to hire a drill sergeant that will help.

No you can't, because by the time you get a passport I'll be tearing Canada apart as The Night Hulk. Catchy name huh?

Nothings fair in life Matt, but if it will make you feel better I'll sleep with s taser instead.

@Nacht:

Okay! I can do one! Maybe. Hopefuly. I think...

*pause* Can I watch?

*crosses arms* No faiiiiiiir!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Fine I'll take one.

Well I'm sorry then but I cannot be held responsible for what happens next. Now if you'll excuse I have to go douse my self in gamma rays.

Mwahaha, I win.

@Nacht:

Hows one sounding to you??

We don't have one? It closed down last summer? Hehe???

That is so not fair! What have I aganst you! Femine Wiles! HA! I wish....

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Wow, can you at least give me one and a half?

Then go to your nearest music store, Buy the Metallica album "Ride the lightning" okay? And while your there set fire to all Hannah Montana CDs.

Alls fair in love and war mate.

@Nacht:

No i'm not kidding. I ride a bike four times a week- and go the gym every other day. And I can't do two push ups. DOOOOOOMED.

I would suggest finding a helmet than 'cause I don't have enough hours left in the day to even try youtube. SOOOORY~

Awwwww! But but but NAAACHT! Thats no fair!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

You're kidding right? You are so screwed when the zombies come.

You have until the count of three to go youtube "For Whom the Bells Toll" before all hell breaks loose, Got it?

And now I have flashbang grenades to protect myself with if you ever try to tackle me. :)

@Nacht:

I-I um. Can't even give you two....

Not going to lie here- and I know that you are going to yell at me for this. But I have no idea what that means.

Aw. Thats terrible! Well- for me...

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Good, now drop and give me fifty!

The only way it could be any more awesome is setting it to "For Whom the Bells Toll"

Well I'm sorry to, because unfortunately for you I recently became a SWAT commander. Again

@Nacht:

*salutes* Yes Sir!!

Oh yea man! I think I have a good shot for 'death of the year; with that one! *grins* Okay Now i'm pumped!!

Opps- SORRY AGAIN! I just run off with things again. It happens. I AM SO SORRY!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Just be careful, who knows what might happen.

Driven insane by Cthulhu, stabbed by Jason, and eaten by a bear.
Yeah pretty sure that beats just about everything out there.

You know getting condescending with me might not be such a good idea right now.

@Nacht:

Oh- oh sorry! It kinda- slips out sometimes; you know? One minutes its all good than BAM. Sarcasm. It happens.

Ohhhhhhhh- At least than I'll have a WONDERFUL story to tell the folks I meet when I'm dead! THAT will be a topper I hope.

Well- duh.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

You know sarcasm will only lead to the bears mouth sooner.

Of course thats if there are only mounties there. You never know I could get Jason Vorhees. Or Cthulhu.

*Looks at above comment* well I'd agree with you, but that would be a little bit of an oxymoron.

@Nacht:

Well that is why you get an umbrella!! Its a simple device see- it protects you from water!!

Well- I knew I was going to die like that SOMEHOW. Why not by mounie trailed ones!!

Yay! I am loved! :3

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I hate napkin maps, you drop a teensy bit of water on them and they die after which I must tear them apart so they can see how mad they've made me.

You will not be saying that when the mounties are about to feed you to a bear.

She says hi!!!

@Nacht:

Well see- I have a napkin map for you. I drew it when I say trying to find out where I left my chistmas tree last year. Those things always go missing for soem reason....

PESHAW! Minor details! You are deprived oh young one! YOU NEED TO SEE THE TALL ROCKS!

YAY! HI NACHTY'S MUM!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I see. Fraid I don't have much need for real maps seeing how I don't know how to read them, Although a map could be helpful for upcoming pillaging trek.

Will do, but do you think thats such a good idea seeing how I'm trying to have you assassinated by mounties?

Will do!

@Nacht:

No no no- I ment for you. You know. being moutinless in your home country after all I thought you might want one. So you know- don't get lost?

Really? REALLY? Bloddy hell thats amazing! Silly Kansas! COME TO CANADA NACHY MATE! SEE THE MOUNTINS!

Dude- I luff yer mum. TELL HER I SAY HIIII!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No I do not have a map, and even if I did I would not give it to you. Now my mounties AFTER HER!!

As far I know we don't have mountains here.

Damn right it is. My Mom also loves hippies and is a bit of one to.

@Nacht:

Do you have a map? Becuase mountins are like- big you know. Oh wait- do they have mounins in Kansas???

A hispanic gang-dude, a creepy voice, and a cynic hippie?? Cool.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yes them now, RUN MATT! TAKE ALL THE POTTED PLANTS YOU WANT BUT BE WARNED I. WILL. FIND. YOU.
I am also a hispanic gang-dude, a creepy voice, and a cynic.

@Nacht:

NO! NOT THEM! OH HOW TERRIBLE! I must really be going now! QUICKY! GATHER YE POT PLANTS AND RUN FOR THE MOUNTAINS! THEY SHALL NEVER FIND US THERE!

*pauses* Nacht you really are a Hippie.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yes you are, for now I am coming with the Mounties.

Because George the unicorn was not there.
Shit.

@Nacht:

Uh oh. I think I'm doomed than. ALSO HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WERE NOT HIGH HMMMMM?

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No they weren't high, and trust me I can tell when someones high.

Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

@Nacht:

Are you sure they wern't high as well?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

That was your house, I asked the owners if you lived there.

@Nacht:

I don't have a back yard. I think you took a wrong turn. See I TOLD you things where easy to miss around here!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yes, considering I found a totally empty house. And a suspicious amount of abandoned cars in your backyard.

@Nacht:

Did you go the right way? And like- walk the right distence? I mean man. One wrong turn and BAM.

Grow-up.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yeah I just came from there. Totally empty.

@Nacht:

Down the road! *points*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yeah sure, By the way, where are your neighbors?

@Nacht:

I havn't the foggest.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Why don't I believe you?

@Nacht:

Hannibal complex? Why I don't have that! I've never eaten anyone before!! *smiles sweetly*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

So that you could become a calm, sensible girl who does not have a Hannibal complex.

@Nacht:

Well thats no fun! Why would I do that!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No you do not.

@Nacht:

*pause* Do we get to eat people, anonymously??

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Thank you. Now will you consider going into cannibals anonymous? they are very helpful.

@Nacht:

But ealier you stated that disscussing people made me unsane. So there for you just said and agreed to being unsane.

Therefore- you are right and I shall never try to eat you.

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

No, I am discussing cannibalism, YOU actually have eaten people. Therefore I am sane.

That and I have Gordon Freeman on my side so you don't want to mess with me.

@Nacht:

Yes I am! I am quite sane! YOU are discussing cannibalism. YOU are not sane.

And yes I do. I live on a farm. Didn't I ever tell you that??

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Your discussing cannibalism. You are NOT 100% sane.

You have farm animals?

@Nacht:

Well first you have to eat it all. Because if not its very wasteful. And two- I have farm animals! They will never even notice! So I am good!

And I don't need any help! 100% sane here!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Glue. Because you'll have to buy extra trash bags to deal with what's left of your meal. And all the cleaning products to get rid of the mess.

So honestly sniffing glue is cheaper, though it would probably be better to look into getting psychological help.

@Nacht:

No. Eating people is free! Well. If you want some flavour than yea it takes a little cash. But waaaaay cheaper than maintaining a glue sniffing habit.

I wonder whats cheaper.
Glue, or hash?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

If you want to get high just buy some glue, it would be cheaper in the long run.

@Nacht:

But my neighbors smoke pot! I can get high eating him!! What fun would that be, neh?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Because cannibalism is frowned upon. If your that hungry go have a bit of cheese, not your neighbor!

@Nacht:

*pause* Why not?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

What is wrong with you? You can't just go around eating people!

@Nacht:

*pause* No...

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

My god, Did you eat him?

@Nacht:

*smiles sweetly* I don't know! I don't see him...

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Let go *tugs at arm* Where'd Mr. Smith go?

@Nacht:

Alright go for it! But you can't leave this room. *grabs arm and smiles sweetly*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Fine I will! Mr. Smith come here!

@Nacht:

Well I havn't really! Ask anyone! Mr Matt doesn't bite a single person i swear!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yeah I'm not buying that for a second.

@Nacht:

I don't bite! Really I don't! Have I ever bit anyone!!

matt

@KitKatKitty:

Everybody hates me.

Thats fine. The internet can often be a pain in the ass.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yeah you see, thats the part I don't believe.

@Nacht:

Aw Nachty!! I don't bite!!! *bats at stick*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*grabs stick* Stay back!

@Nacht:

Awww!!! But we'd never hurt out little Nachty Nacht! WE LOOOOOVED HIM TO MUCH!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I know thats what has me worried.
*looks around for a window"

Just going to throw this out there see, Ya'll crazy. Also, I agree. In the end we all end up using one another it's not until we can actually let ourselves be loved and trust the person you love that you and he will stop using people. That being said: Girls suck. End of Story.

@Nacht:

*slips arm around neck* But Nachty! Why would you want to leave! We all love you so!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*listens* I think I heard the music from Psycho.
LET ME OUT!

@Nacht:

*looks around* Why I havn't the foggest Nacht! *grins sweetly and kicks record*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Why do I hear horror movie music?

@Nacht:

*smiles sweetly* Awwww- but we all love you Nachty Nacht!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

And thus the cycle begins anew.

@KitKatKitty:

Everybodys being mean to me lately.

@Nacht:

YAY *glomps* I am so happy now

,att

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*hugs* Its Ok I still love you Matt

@Nacht:

*cries* NUUUUUUU! I AM UNLOVED! UN WANTED! NACHT HAS CAST ME ASIDE! AGAIN! WHY HAVE I BEEN FORSAKEN SO!!! *shakes by shoulders* WHYYYYY!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*cautiously pats your shoulder* Its not that I don't love you Matt, It's just that I like freedom.

@Nacht:

*cries* I AM UNLOVED AGAIN

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*bites your hand* Get the eff away from me crazy woman!!!

@Nacht:

Shhhhhh *puts hand over mouth and pats head* Shhhhhhhhhhh....

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

NOOOO!!

Scorpion Help!!

@Nacht:

*grins* All miiine!!

matt

@KitKatKitty:

WTF?

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Farewell cruel world!!

@KitKatKitty:

Yea! I got a hug from Chris too! WINNER!

matt

@KitKatKitty:

*hugs Nacht tighter* But hes miiiiiine!! I dunno wanna share *starts to cry*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Oh sure blame the guy XP

@Duskyskies:

HEY NOW *points* He hugged my first!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

MATT! *tugs on Nacht* He's my brother! MINE!

@Duskyskies:

YES I HAVE DUSKY!! HES MINE NOW! *grins and hugs Nacht tighter*

*laughs* Yea i agree as well. ^^

matt

Ummm...Matt? have you kidnapped my brother?

Completely agree with the post.

@Nacht:

*laughs* Yes you are!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I'm doomed

@Kaerlyn:

*hugs*
YAY FOR ALREADY FINDING HIM!!!!

matt

@KitKatKitty:

Awwwwwwsome I remembered!! *high-fives self*

Yes Mr. Chris. YOU NEED A HIGH FIVE AND A HUG *glomps chris*

matt

@Nacht:

*squeeses* HES SO CA~UTE WHEN HE YELLS FOR HELP!!

*thinks* Yea kinda. *shrugs* BUT THATS OKAY I CAN BE BI-POLAR

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HEEELLLPPP!!!

But doesn't that go against what you just said?

@Nacht:

*grins widely* Nope! NEVER! YOU SHALL BE MINE!!! *evil laughs*

Ano sa! Silly ladies! QUICKLY NOW! EVERYONE GO HIT ON NATCHY NACHT!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I'm never getting free.

Luckily I have yet to experience that as Have never been on or had a girlfriend. And I'm proud of that fact.

@Nacht:

Yay! Nachty Nacht gave me a HUUUUUUUG!! *runs around room with Nacht still in arms*

*nods* Yea I think there is somthing wrong with girls- when they have such a nice guy RIGHT THERE- and they use them and abuse them. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

*hugs back*

Your telling me.

@Nacht:

*squishes face into chest* YAY FOR HUGGING NICE GUYS!!!

They are like- an endangered species. No lie. You don't see guys like that anymore. ITS SO SAD

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yes, HUG ME!!!

But in all seriousness, this is really saddening for to think that I am one the few remaining guys in the world like this.

@KitKatKitty:

Yea see. DIEING BREED. GIVE YOUR AWESOME BROTHER A HIGH FIVE FOR ME! BECAUSE HE SO IS AWESOME. AND ALL THAT STUFF.

GOOOOOOO BROTHER!!! *super pose*

Isn't it like, Chris???

matt

@sky-phoenix queen:

*smiles* Most of the nice guys are pushed aside so easly. I have no idea why but they are. COME LADIES GO HUGS A NICE GUY TODAY!! *grins*

matt