Name's Hime! Nice to meet you. I'm a black, queer, feminist author who's taking a semester or two away from college.
I am a born again Christian so I don't like Jesus-bashing or religion bashing. :P Take it somewhere else. Thank you.
I'm also the creator or the RP Little Tokyo!
I am also a part of: The Otaku High RP
I like to decorate so from time to time, I'll TOTALLY remodel. :D Don't be shocked. <3
How to Tell if you’re a Narutard. Mark the ones you agree with/ apply to you.
Add up your score. <3
[ ] You own a Naruto headband.
[ ] For each village.
[ ] You’re mad I didn’t call it by its proper name “hitai-ate”
[X] You don’t have one but you WANT one.
[X] If you hear someone say “Believe it” you giggle.
[X] It’s actually “-ttebayo” or “dattebayo”.
[X] Any “emo” you see is classified as a “Sasuke”
[X] Long haired people have “Neji hair”.
[X] If people ask your ambition, you reflexively say “To be the Greatest Hokage!”
[X] There is a difference between NaruSasu and SasuNaru.
Total:7
[X ] Ramen is the most important meal of the day.
[X ] You have a crush on (or) are married to one of the characters.
[X ] And you have children.
[X ] You only write fanfictions about Naruto.
[ ] They’re mostly lemons.
[X ] Hiruzen is probably the biggest badass in the series.
[X ] Even though he’s dead.
[X ] Who else pops up in a freaking filer and talks?
[X ] Plot-No-Jutsu is the cause of everything.
[X ] You cry when you hear Aqua Times’ “Mayonaka no Midnight” because you saw the trailer for Naruto with that song playing in the background.
Total: 9
[X ] You poke people’s foreheads to show you’re better than them.
[X ] And say, “Sorry (Name), this is it.”
[X ] You still want to know what’s under Kakashi’s mask.
[X ] He’s still sexy, even though no one can see anything under there.
[X ] Eye bleeding = Uchiha
[X] Being late means you just got lost on the path of life.
[X ] Or a black cat crossed your path.
[X ] Or an old lady needed help crossing the street….
Total: 8
[X ] It’s NARUTO, not “Naru-to”.
[X ] Not a boy? Not a girl? It’s a Deidara.
[X ] Or is it a Haku?
[ ] He’s taken by Sasori, by the way.
[ ] Who’s been cheating on him with Sakura…
[X ] Sakura + Big Boobs= The worst fan art you’ve ever seen.
[ ] Sasuke really loves Sakura.
[ ] He just won’t admit it.
[X ] And he’d kill her before he tells her….
Total: 5
[X ] You know how to do a “Toad Sage Dance”
[X ] You perform it whenever you hear “Jiraiya’s Theme”.
[ X] You have Jiraiya’s theme on your MP3 and/or iPod.
[ X] You say “OH HO HO!” when you see something you find attractive.
[ X] You have character theme songs on your iPod.
[ ] All of them.
Total: 5
[X ] Hearing “I will do my best!” makes you think of a green jumpsuit.
[X ] It’s “Shika! Don’t go into the meadow!” Instead of, “Bambi! Don’t go into the meadow!”
[X ] Speaking of Shikamaru, “What a Drag” is the perfect thing to say when you don’t feel like it.
[X ] It’s actually “Troublesome”, since you watch the Japanese version.
[X ] You would murder your entire clan for a Klondike bar.
[X ] David Bowie is Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura’s teacher.
[X] Except he’s not.
[X ] You know all the words to “Training Ninjas” by LittleKuriboh from Naruto Abridged.
Total:8
[X ] You have the whole Naruto series in your house.
[X ] And plushies.
[X ] You also make them talk.
[X ] Orochimaru is Michael Jackson.
[X ] You know how to say “I need Sasuke’s body” in Spanish.
[ ] Or any other language.
[ ] You cosplay as Naruto characters.
[ ] Every year.
Total: 5
[X ] Whenever you see the Joker, you think of Hidan.
[X ] Art is always a bang.
[ ] Your favorite colors are orange, blue, black, and white.
[X ] You search toy stores for little blue balls, just so you can yell, “RASENGAN!”
[X ] Bonus points if it’s a big ball. Then you can shout, “ODAMA RASENGAN!”
[X ] You complain about Naruto being on Disney XD and you still watch it.
[X ] And record it every week.
Total:6
[X ] When someone raises their hand in class, you think, “Be gone…with the Thunder Clap!”
[X ] When you hear “judgment” you think of Pain.
[X ] When you watch other anime you think of them cosplaying as Naruto characters.
[X ] Especially Kurosaki Ichigo. He would be Naruto.
[X ] Too much eyeliner? Must have the Shukaku.
[X ] It’s not Gaara of the Sand, it’s Gaara of the Funk.
[X ] You know who Tenten is.
[X ] And you can RP as her.
Total: 8
[X ] You know Naruto hand signs.
[ ] Enough to form Jutsu.
[X ] You play Pockie Ninja.
[ ] Every day.
[X ] You own at least three Naruto video games.
[X ] You can RP as Naruto.
[X ] Perfectly.
[X ] You can count how many naked men Sasuke has been around.
[X ] Zetsu counts.
[X ] You notice that all of the women around Sasuke have been flat chested and wonder if he’d fall for Tsunade.
[ ] So you write fanfiction about it.
Total: 8
[ ] You avoid drinking alcohol so you can avoid going into a “Loopy Fist” rage.
[X ] You shout “CHAAAAA!” when you’re about to punch someone.
[X ] You realize how much Vegeta sounds like Gaara.
[X ] You can point out the Naruto voice actors in every anime/ cartoon.
[X ] You realize that Naruto’s eye color is darker in the anime than it is in the manga.
Total: 4
[X ] Eight Sword Style can only be done by Killer Bee.
[X ] Only a black anime character could ever take out Sasuke.
[X ] You add “-No-Jutsu” to everything.
[X ] You have Naruto T-Shirts.
[ ] Custom Made.
[X ] You are/were hooked on NaruSasu/SasuNaru, ItaSasu, SasoDei, etc at some point.
[ ] Yuri also counts.
[X ] F*cking Nar-rators!
[X ] I’ll get you back….. somehooooooowww!
[X ] You realize that only a true Narutard could make this, and mentally tip your hat to them.
Total: 8
1 to 30- You’re not a Narutard. Not yet.
31 to 53- Half and half. You know quite a bit, don’t you?
54 to 82- W-Well…I didn’t know you liked it so much…
83 or Higher – YOU NARUTARDED FOOL! Congrats! You’re practically part of the series! Well, you probably knew that already, with all of the fanfiction you write… Now stop making out with your ninja boyfriend!
<3
81 XD On my own tag. Impressive. Obsessive. Scary. XD
I TAG CHERO, JENNY, SASUKE, INU, NARUTO, AND CHI! XD
I think this grades my life :D
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[X] You love your family.
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4
[X] You dress the way you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up.
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[X] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 5
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook.
[X] You have pictures on facebook.
[X] Your parents let you have a facebook.
[] You get allowance/loan.
[X] You collect something normal. (Does manga count? xDD)
[X] You look forward to going to college
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college
T 0 T A L: 6
[ ] You own a car/truck.
[X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[] You've never had a detention( IT WAS FOR BEING LATE AND I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY BROTHER, OKAY?)
T O T A L: 3
[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[X] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 6
Total over all: 24
Multiply it by 3 = 72
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
.-. C.
I'm supposed to be cleaning my room, but I'm really just staring at it. I'm more focused on finishing another chapter of my novel and the short story because Chero comes back this weekend and SO FAR I HAVE NOT SENT HER ONE STORY IN THREE WEEKS. DX I usually do one a week- you know, so she has something to read and I get better with deadlines, etc, etc.
I KEEP GOING ON TRIPS.
And then when I'm home, I just come here or go on Pockie Ninja.
...
They's so cute....
AND ACTION SEQUENCES ARE HARD TO WRITE. You know how you want them to move, but YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT! D< It hurts. ;_;
DINO, I APPROVE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CHER BEAR. Make lots of babies. *SHOT TO HELL* Ow.
Also, Inu, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. NAO. D:< I MEAN IT!
*runs away from Chi because she's not sorry she didn't tell her she was here*
That's it. :D
Oh...and my Sasuke and Naruto: YOU'D BETTER BE ORGANIZING THE TOURNAMENT, BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I PUT YOU TWO IN CHARGE OF, YOU BOTH GET POOP LOADS OF TROUBLE.
-_-
Ciao! 8D
~Hime
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