My name is Carney, a ridiculous name for a person in my opinion. I am a man of many a tale. I have some awesome brain tweaks that make my life very interesting. If you are tuning in to my world for the first time you will realize my love for Doctor Who, Venture Bros., Metal, and anime (derp). But I enjoy mostly old anime, but time and again I'll find something very interesting that's new.

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These are the different sides of me:
1. I am a hockey goalie. I live, breathe, and sleep hockey.

2. I am currently employed by Lego and have a NonDisclosure Agreement with them.

3. I enjoy cos-ing and would always love to do more so of it.

4. Hardcore gamer. Love games, but low cash flow.

5. A damn good looking dude. Maybe. Probably.

Oath

I dare you to find someone more qualified. I've been training under Brock my entire life. I have been to every Continent on the planet, including Atlantis, Outer-space, and a Brigadoon. I have been shot at, poisoned, stabbed, cajoled, crocodiled, King cobra-ed, Red ant-ed. You name it! I'm still standin'. If thats not the resume of a top-notched super-killer-secret-agent, than I don't know what is....