@firefox360:

YOU CAN'T IT'S RUDE.

@firefox360:

YEAH. YOU DO. I LIKE YAK CHEESE.

@firefox360:

WHATEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

@firefox360:

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. EMBRACE IT JEF FA-FA.

@firefox360:

YOUR SOUL IS YELLING. I CAN SEE IT.

@firefox360:

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION FIREFOX. WHYYYYYY

@firefox360:

I KNOW RIGHT. OH MY GOD WE'RE YELLING. WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

@firefox360:

WELL TOO BAD!! I'M THE TOAST ALCHEMIST.

@firefox360:

*crunch crunch* I used my alchemy to make my toast crispy! *munch*

@firefox360:

DON'T DENY YOUR FEAR. EMBRACE IT. EMBRACE IT I SAY!!! I COMMAND YOU!
...Oh, and by the way, I want toast. *zaps book with alchemy*
Mmmm, toast alchemy...*crunch crunch crunch*

@firefox360:

OH YES. BACK AWAY. YOU FEAR ME.

@firefox360:

I'll use my epic powers of alchemy, for I am....*dun dun dun*..........
THE TOAST ALCHEMIST! FEAR ME AND MY TOASTY POWERS, MORTAL! MWAHAHAHAHA

@firefox360:

Don't call me an asshole! Or I'll make your toast un-crispy!

@firefox360:

Well...YOUR MOM!

@firefox360:

Of what, pray tell?

@firefox360:

Yes, I know. -_-'