WARNING: DO NOT READ BEFORE A MAJOR TEST!!! THIS HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE SEVER DROPS IN IQ LEVEL...SO YOU HATH BEEN FORWARNED.
We're pretty sure that no one care's about this but if you do then, CONGRADULATIONS! You're officially a dork, but the good kind of dork, so don't go kill yourself emo kid.
INTRODUCING!!!
~Da Brain/Leader-Deidara "accidently" asploded him and they weren't able to save him...but they did save his BRAIN! They were gonna put him in a cool cyborg outfit but instead decided a pickle jar would do. They painted lightbulbs on the lid,gave him eyes that are severly irritated by the pickle juice, and rocket engines.
~Wonda-hoe/Konan-Mainly used as a distraction, tries to seduce Mr. Pickle-Jar/ Da Brain.
~BOOM-BOOM-BARBIE/Deidara-Has severe gender issues, got left-over Wonda-hoe costume. Has problems convincing everyone "he" is male.
~Pancake-lad/Toby-He and Wonda-hoe only ones to understand Da Brain. BOOM-BOOM-BARBIE's sidekick. Cries maple-syrup, uses pancakes as throwing stars. His story was that he got bitten by a radioactive Mrs. Butterworth bottle and his blood was replaced by thick and buttery pancake syrup.
~Weasel-Man-Thing/Itachi-His story is slipping into a vat of molten-hot Herbal Esscence and not being horrible maimed. His power is squirting Herbal Esscence (Strawberry-Kiwi to be precise) into the eyes of innocent onlookers. He has soft, silken, luchious lockz...and a man-bob. His costume excuse is that 1) only thing left and 2) it shrunk in da wash.
~Fizhstik/Kisame-Weasel-Man-Thing's sidekick, commits cannibalism frequintly on innocent fishburgers. Can command Jellyfish.
~Mirikalz-Grow/Zetzu-Is Gangsta. Weakness's-Round-up, Severe droughts, and pyro's aka Kinano.Likes to frequently devour human-flesh while still on the bone. Can control all plant-life...but they dont do much...they just kinda sway menicingly in the breeze...they're glaring...but you cant really tell because they have no eyez.
DA VILLIANZ
~Da Masked Pimp!/Kakashi-Got rich off Naruto's sexy jutsu porn. Got apprentice/man/woman-whore aka Naruto. His cane can fire pages from the Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illistrated at will. Feather boa eats people alive to survive. Hat transforms into flying saucer. Main attack-Pimpin Slap-uses a glove for this.
~Pervy-lad/Naruto-On team with Da Masked Pimp!. Really doesnt do much,uses sexy jutsu and shouts random PG 47 battle crys. Has fox ears and tail...uses tail to slap people...alot...
~La Soybeana de Lunes!/Kadee-Luvz Pervy-lad. On team with Kinano and Sasuke. Eats soybeans and throws the pods at enemies. They asplode and soy yogurt comes out. Note- NOT vegetarian...Kinano is...just uses soy for "protien". Slaps people with tail. Has soybean sword.
~EmoPandaBoy/Sasuke- Doesnt really do much...just stands in da background and looks sexy. Waz forcibly made to join team, restores Kinano to full health when hugged while Kadee bleedz horribly on the expensive persian carpet and some random old lady yells at her bleediness.
~Pyro-Gal/Kinano-Joined because she thought it would be fun. On team with Sasuke and Kadee. Luver of Sasuke. Power over fire. Weakness-Muffins(CAUTION-Gets p***** easy and people die...if you put an innocent muffin in danger she will KILL YOU!!!)
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We will attept to keep this site updated regurely, whether with written episodes or drawn episodes. We are also open for suggestions.
~Kinano
~Kadee
P.S. We know the names are gay...they're supposed 2 be.
