~*~ Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman ~*~
The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
Age: 23, male
Birthday: April 23
Height: 5'9"
England has messy, short blond hair and green eyes. According to France, he's rather slender.
England is a fanciful, blunt, obstinate former pirate who used to torment Spain. In modern times he claims to be a gentleman, however he is cynical, sharp-tongued, prone to rough speech. England is also, apparently, the "king of losing things", and France has described him as "somehow extremely useless when it comes to matters not pertaining to himself or America".
England's interests include: embroidery, craftsmanship, literature, rock music, and giving scathing criticisms to America's movies.
He does not know how to express himself, leading to others often misunderstanding him. Despite his cynical, realistic view on the world, he is said to be a romanticist before going to sleep. When drunk, his personality will change from that of a gentleman to a bitter and violent delinquent. Also, every year when the Fourth of July comes around, his condition collapses.
It has been mentioned that England has brothers, one representing Scotland, another Sealand and the others presumably Wales and Northern Ireland, who hate him and used to drive him away with stones and arrows when he was a child, and even went as far as to mail him curses.
England and France have a deep-rooted historical rivalry. While they often have petty disagreements, they appear to respect each other and are quick to team up if a third party enters their argument.
It appears that whenever England tries summoning demons, he always ends up summoning Russia instead.
Despite being called "Jerk England" and being promised that he will one day bow to him, England, though annoyed, does look out for Sealand.
He's quite bad at expressing himself. He himself knows that people often misunderstand him, he uses this fact for self-depreciating jokes.
He hates France. Although their rivalry is a material for jokes, he quite admires France's culture.
The food he produces is quite terrible but he thinks he is quite good at it. He also knows that other people complain about it.
His temper was quite stormy during the decades after America's independence.
