Dear Paparazzi,
Leave Will and Kate alone, you bloody gits.
Sincerely I will kick your bloody arse's from here to China,
A. Kirkland
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Dear Alfred,
If China gets to see your new stealth helicopter, so do I. Send me stats immediately.
With love,
A. Kirkland
P.S. Harry says hi.
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Dear Francis,
Stop breaking into my bloody house.
Sod off,
A. Kirkland
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Dear Berwald,
Can we postpone Peter's weekly visits? Keep him for another week.
Best regards to Finland,
A. Kirkland
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Dear Pakistan,
We need to talk.
Sincerely,
The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland
.:English Afternoon:.
A brisk and lively black tea with the flavor of smokiness and earthiness combined with elements of sweetness.
English Afternoon tea is bright in color with a brisk and refreshing flavor. Perfect as an afternoon pick-me-up or whenever you need a little revitalizing, this tea is best served with milk and sweetener to bring out optimal flavor. As you like it.
