~*~ Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman ~*~

The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

Age: 23, male
Birthday: April 23
Height: 5'9"

England has messy, short blond hair and green eyes. According to France, he's rather slender.

England is a fanciful, blunt, obstinate former pirate who used to torment Spain. In modern times he claims to be a gentleman, however he is cynical, sharp-tongued, prone to rough speech. England is also, apparently, the "king of losing things", and France has described him as "somehow extremely useless when it comes to matters not pertaining to himself or America".

England's interests include: embroidery, craftsmanship, literature, rock music, and giving scathing criticisms to America's movies.

He does not know how to express himself, leading to others often misunderstanding him. Despite his cynical, realistic view on the world, he is said to be a romanticist before going to sleep. When drunk, his personality will change from that of a gentleman to a bitter and violent delinquent. Also, every year when the Fourth of July comes around, his condition collapses.

It has been mentioned that England has brothers, one representing Scotland, another Sealand and the others presumably Wales and Northern Ireland, who hate him and used to drive him away with stones and arrows when he was a child, and even went as far as to mail him curses.

England and France have a deep-rooted historical rivalry. While they often have petty disagreements, they appear to respect each other and are quick to team up if a third party enters their argument.

It appears that whenever England tries summoning demons, he always ends up summoning Russia instead.

Despite being called "Jerk England" and being promised that he will one day bow to him, England, though annoyed, does look out for Sealand.

He's quite bad at expressing himself. He himself knows that people often misunderstand him, he uses this fact for self-depreciating jokes.

He hates France. Although their rivalry is a material for jokes, he quite admires France's culture.

The food he produces is quite terrible but he thinks he is quite good at it. He also knows that other people complain about it.

His temper was quite stormy during the decades after America's independence.

Slytherin

I um..stole this from Blood...

Gryffindor:
• [ ] You are loud.
• [ ] You like going to school to see your friends.
• [ x] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
• [ ] You always have something to do on the weekends.
• [ ] You like to be the center of attention.
• [X] You get above average grades in school.
• [x ] You’ve been called bossy before.
• [X] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush.
• [X] You are athletic.
• [ ] You are one of the best players on your team.
• [X] You would do anything for your loved ones.
• [ ] You like the color red.
• [X] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
• [X] You would never break a promise.
TOTAL: 8

Hufflepuff:
• [X] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
• [ ] You get average grades in school.
• [ x ] You’ve been called boring before.
• [ ] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
• [X] You value honesty.
• [X] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
• [ ] You like the color yellow.
• [x ] You have a job.
• [X] You are athletic.
• [ ] You are a team player.
• [ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
• [ ] You are easily amused.
• [ ] You like helping others.
• [ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
• [ ] You like the music played on the radio best.
TOTAL: 6

Ravenclaw:
• [X] You get good grades in school.
• [X] You like to read.
• [X] Dumb people annoy you.
• [x ] You are creative.
• [X] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
• [ ] You hate cheating.
• [X] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
• [ ] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
• [ ] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
• [X] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
• [X] You like the color blue.
• [ x] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
• [X] You tend to over analyze things.
• [x ] You can focus and pay attention well.
TOTAL: 11

Slytherin:
• [X] You are very competitive.
• [X] You like the finer things in life.
• [X] You think welfare is a waste.
• [ ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
• [X ] You’ve been called a snob before.
• [X] You think the end justifies the means.
• [X] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
• [ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
• [X] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.
• [ ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
• [X] You are very good with words.
• [X] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
• [X] You like the color green.
• [X] You love to win.
• [X] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.
TOTAL: 12

I'm...a bit surprised...

Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman

I'll have you buggers know I CAN sing.

-A. Kirkland

English Afternoon

Dear Paparazzi,

Leave Will and Kate alone, you bloody gits.

Sincerely I will kick your bloody arse's from here to China,

A. Kirkland

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Dear Alfred,

If China gets to see your new stealth helicopter, so do I. Send me stats immediately.

With love,

A. Kirkland

P.S. Harry says hi.

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Dear Francis,

Stop breaking into my bloody house.

Sod off,

A. Kirkland

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Dear Berwald,

Can we postpone Peter's weekly visits? Keep him for another week.

Best regards to Finland,

A. Kirkland

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Dear Pakistan,

We need to talk.

Sincerely,

The United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland

.:English Afternoon:.

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English Breakfast

So the month of April is pretty much over, and thank God for that. This was such a busy month, with my birthday, Elizabeths birthday, Alice's birthday, Easter and the wedding. *sighs* Let's just say I'm glad it's finally over and I can get back to some nice peace and quiet. I don't have to worry about any more celebrations until Jul- *stops* Bloody hell....

.:English Breakfast:.

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Lady Grey

I was out shopping earlier, looking for more...fashionable clothes. Those twats, America and France, calling me, The United Bloody Kingdom, an old man! *huffs* I know America is a good, 1500 or so years younger than I, but he's not exactly young himself, and France is an ancient bloody tosser. That aside, I came across a rather nice light jacket, a bit reminicient of the 1940's, it had a few patches mentioning the Air Force, but didn't specify which country. I suppose I can sew a Union Jack on it or something...and a plaid lining, perhaps. Dress it up a bit...*rambles*

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